DumbDecisionsMC – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DumbDecisionsMC
dumb decisions, DumbDecisionsMC, fear factor, horror entertainment, horror film analysis, horror game immersion, horror game mechanics, horror games, Horror gaming, horror gaming experience, horror genre, horror movie cliches, horror movie tropes, horror movies, horror storytelling, irrational choices, jump scares, psychological horror, scary movies, spooky games, survival horror
so come join our minecraft server where we make the DUMBEST decisions ever! like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a creeper like a horse.
we have a special event where we all dress up as zombies and try to trick each other into thinking we’re actual zombies. it gets pretty chaotic when someone accidentally hits the wrong person with their diamond sword.
our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. winner gets a golden egg as a prize!
if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! just be prepared to make some of the dumbest decisions of your minecraft life.

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KremlinCraft: Trump Edition
collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

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GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!
anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

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The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2
1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!
This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.
You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.
You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.
You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!
Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

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DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros
Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.
Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?
Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

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LyricMaster Minecraft SMP
$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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DisgustCraft
aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.
Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

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DefenseCraft Minecraft Server
Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.
rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

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CraftyPenceWarDenial
CraftyPenceWarDenial
so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.
get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.
oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.
and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Land Quest: Agri Trend Study
#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!
Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

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