DumbCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Absurd, Absurdity, BIZARRE, crazy, death wish, diamonds, Die, DumbCraft, dumbest thing, Foolish, funny, humor, irrational, long tail, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, Pointless, Ridiculous, ridiculousness, SENSELESS, silly, stupidity, willing to die

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, dumb, DumbCraft, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, laughable, lol, Ludicrous, MOMENTS, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

DumbCraft SMP

Assumptions, cognitive abilities, DumbCraft, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, mental capacity, misconceptions, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, brainless, comparison, debate, dim-witted, DumbCraft, dumber, Foolish, funny, humor, imbecile, intelligence, joking, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, question.., Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, Unintelligent, who’s dumber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	68	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	501
Potions Brewed:	65	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

DumbCraft SMP – Land of the Lost Americans

AMERICANS, analytical skills, attention span, brain function, cognitive decline, critical thinking, Dropping, DumbCraft, education, getting dumber, good thing, information processing, intelligence, IQ study, knowledge, Land, learning, Lost, mental health, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?

So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Vanilla Whitelisted

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Votes:	9132
Star Shards Collected:	96	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

NamaiCraft presents: Vanilla 1.13.1 [Spigot]

IP: play.namaicraft.com:49464 Discord: https://discord.gg/tpXuNDS Website: www.namaicraft.com

Server Features: – Map 100% 1.13 Generation. – Veinminer – City – Shops – Ranks – RTP – Land Protection – Mining World – mcMMO – And more…

ATTENTION: The server is whitelisted (application on the menu of our website). Join us today !!!

play.namaicraft.com:49464

Retriox

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Chimeras Created:	1

Retriox is a server 4+ years in the makng, we offer Towny, a player based market, a swampcore challenge map, and a few minigames. We hope you will join us soon!

play.retriox.net:25599

Goldenromania-mc

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	169
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to Golden Romania! This is a new server, currently under maintenance!

93.119.104.219:25570

The Brotherhood MC Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7487	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	179	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6056

The Brotherhood server is a new Minecraft server trying to provide players with a premiere faction raiding experience! Join our server and help establish a new gaming community today Our Server has: Factions, PVP, Raiding, Economy, Arenas and much more!

68.232.169.55:10070

DownCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Magic Items Found:	7599
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome To DownCraft We are a faction server we have a own Pvp arena where you can pvp 1v1 we olso have good staff that are online 24/7 come join and take a look at our server =)

198.50.234.60

New terracraft smp

Land Claim, Pets, PvE, Semi Vanilla, smp, Spigot

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to the NEW TerraCraft Community, a small semi-vanilla server opened in 2023. Join our welcoming and active player base in an expansive world of adventure and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or just starting, there’s a place for you here.

What sets us apart?

– A dedicated and friendly community, always ready to lend a hand or team up for exciting projects.

– Regular in-game events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

– A balanced mix of gameplay enhancements, like land claiming, player shops, and a dynamic economy, to make your experience even more enjoyable.

– A commitment to maintaining the core Minecraft experience, with minimal server plugins to keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.

Looking for a new home in the Minecraft universe? TerraCraft is the place to be! And if you’re passionate about making a difference and contributing to our community, we’re hiring for all staff positions. Join us and become a part of something extraordinary today!

play.terracraft.org

CZPVP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

– FullPVP Server and Factions Server (Under Development) – Diversity of warps and different objectives; – Machine System: 14 different machines – VIP system with CASH (MINESHOP); – Appropriate ping for players from all over the world; – McMMO system with conversion from xp level to xp skill; – Version 1.8 to 1.12 – Mob-spawners; – Integrated Land System; – Clan systems in gui; – RankUP with mines suitable for each Rank; – Super items with cash and non-OP fragment system; – Purchase of Cash and Sale by Players; Separate kits for each rank; Gladiator and Event System; Bitcraft System and Top Kill System (Original Account and Cash for players)

jogar.czpvp.com.br

FunXtrmV3

Factions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Faction pvp server in development,

Server staff:

[Fondateur] xtrmkilleirs [Co-Fondateur] Alcatrav [Développeur] MasteurLOL [Chef-Builder] camoll [Modérteur] Phael47 {Builder]Melrix

We are hiring

ip : 144.217.121.119:25573

144.217.121.119:25573

Mineportal

action, Combat, Dungeon

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Votes:	9156
Dragon Eggs Found:	9902	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Our server belongs to three unique servers! One SkyBlock server, another KitPvP and third CKingdoms. It may be everyday to hear the names of these servers, but I can promise that we are hunting for uniqueness!

WHY JOIN OUR COMMUNITY?

Continuous updates Active, empathetic management and team Fast problem solving Demanding, unique MineCraft server Sweepstakes Unique management and team

play.mineportal.xyz

Wisel Network

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

The Wisel Network is a Minecraft network (AKA server) that runs on the version 1.14.4-1.15.2. The network has a special game-mode called Survival Season.

Survival Seasons is a special game-mode. It’s like a vanilla-survival, but instead of a boring vanilla feel-like we added some nice features, such as:

– Custom worlds – Cliffs, Mountains, Rivers, Trees, Structures… Everything has changed so that it’ll be more interesting to explore. – More items – We added new tools, armors, weapons and misc so that you won’t get bored too fast. Some of the items are better than diamonds! – More mobs – New bosses got added to make it harder and challenging to fight! the mobs can give special items! – Shops – You can buy and sell items, blocks and gear. – Land claim – Prevents other players from griefing your builds. See guide how to claim lands at https://wisel.enjin.com/forum/m/52588649/viewthread/33071283-guide-how-to-claim-landblock – Perks – perks make you OP, they add some very unique features to improve your survival. – Dynmap – A website that shows the entire Survival world map LIVE (how it looks right now). Our network is a great place to be. Enjoy and have fun!

wisel-mc.com:25595