CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8965	Zombie Dances:	8
New Chunks Explored:	910710	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	633896
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Emeralds Found:	8134	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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