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Creepin’ It Real Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ores Mined:	1714	Enchantments Applied:	102
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	559	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can peacefully build and mine without any chaos? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve let you live long enough!

Join us for a wild ride where mobs are constantly hunting you down, creepers explode on sight, and the only way to survive is by crafting the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on all players. Will you be the one to win her heart and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world where we’ve let you live long enough!

ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8466
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Farms Harvested:	510
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ores Mined:	9183	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7751
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.