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Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Votes:	7525	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Votes:	791	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	84169	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2747
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!