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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with dumb anime girls galore! From waifus to tsunderes, we’ve got them all waiting for you to join and be their senpai. But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical NPCs – they’ll challenge you to build the craziest structures and go on epic quests to prove your worthiness. So if you’re a fan of both Minecraft and dumb anime girls, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

CraftyCreeperCraziness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

DumbConvosMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

The Silly Minecraft SMP Cat is Playing a Dumb Game

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Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers, then you need to join our SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary cat on the internet. This cat was so epic that people couldn’t stop watching it on Twitch. And guess what? That cat is now the official mascot of our server! That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most famous feline in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. We have a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the infamous internet cat in person! Just kidding, the cat doesn’t actually play Minecraft…or does it? 😉

Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

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Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Park Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

Tubba Middle School

Adventure, Backpacks, base building, battle, Caves, Combat, dynamic experience, Enchantments, Exploration, fortress, Gear, MCMMO, minecraft world, Mining, mobs, PvP, Resources, Spawners, Survival, teamwork, Wilderness

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Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

Key Features:

Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

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World of AllCraft 8

Adventure, Allcraft 8, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Fairness, International, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, Monsters, PvE, PvP, Quests, Safety, Server, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Treasures

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We are excited to welcome you to World of Allcraft 8, the ultimate international Minecraft server, powered by the “All the Mods 8” modpack!

A Vast World: Explore a vast and dynamic world filled with unique biomes, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures. Every corner of this world is full of surprises to discover!

Gameplay: Dive into an impressive collection of mods that enrich every aspect of the game. Advanced machines, magic, new dimensions and never-before-seen creatures: you’ve never seen Minecraft so varied!

A Warm Community: Join an active and friendly international community. Whether you’re building epic structures, battling fearsome monsters, or trading with other players, you’ll have an unforgettable time with World of Allcraft 8.

Quests and Challenges: Take on a wide range of missions and challenges that will test your skills. Earn exclusive rewards and show off your achievements to the community!

Creative Freedom: Unleash your creativity with endless building possibilities. With so many mods at your disposal, the only limit is your imagination!

Safety and Fairness: Our dedicated team ensures a safe, fair and enjoyable environment for all players. Here, fun is guaranteed for everyone!

Join us today and start your adventure in World of Allcraft 8!

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Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

atheism, belief systems, Christian, Christianity, Crafty, Cultural Christian, cultural identity, Cultural traditions, cultural values, FAITH, Minecraft, new atheism, non-believer, Religion, religious beliefs, religious community, religious culture, religious identity, religious practices, religious views, secularism, Server, societal norms, spirituality

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

NightOwlNoMore

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

GoogleItOrCraftIt

advice, asking questions, Curiosity, google search, GoogleItOrCraftIt, Help, INFORMATION, information retrieval, information seeking, internet users, knowledge, laziness, online assistance, online behavior, Online Community, online forums, problem solving, reddit, research, Resourcefulness, seeking answers, self reliance

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

Time Machine Virus Fun

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got time machines and stuff! Travel back to 2020 and see if you can stop the corona virus from happening! Maybe you’ll accidentally cause it to happen sooner, who knows! It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen! Plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! Come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

Resource Rascals – Minecraft Server

14 months, Beliefs, biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., developmental psychology, discrimination, early childhood, implicit bias, Minecraft, Privilege, Rascals, Resource, Resources, Server, social psychology, socialization, societal inequalities, societal norms, socioeconomic status, study, upbringing, wealth disparities, young

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly! we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins into battle. our players are so pro they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and tame dragons with just a wink. join us now and become part of the most epic adventure of your life! dolphins and diamonds await you, don’t miss out on the fun!

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	63
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Towns Built:	6

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ores Mined:	2270	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	804663
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	296	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7497
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Animals Bred:	53	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8944	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	102	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	162
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3221
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	New Chunks Explored:	380197
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30

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