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BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PubliclyNormal, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Votes:	632	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

CluelessCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	137

so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	175
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	1206	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Starblocks

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Starblocks.net

CrimsonCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	97555
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	627328	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2399

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!