| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Nutrition & Seasons | Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment. |
| Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies | Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones. |
| Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks | Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities. |
| Build Self-Governing Settlements | Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path and shape your destiny. |
A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.
A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.
A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.
A: You can find the modpack here.
A: Join our Discord server here.
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 2. Our diamond pickaxes are so OP, they can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our Ender Dragon is actually a friendly unicorn who just wants to give you hugs and rainbows! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs instead of fighting! 5. Our Nether realm is filled with hot lava, but don’t worry – we have fire-resistant armor made of marshmallows! 6. Our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually disco-dancing zombies who throw parties every night! 7. Our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might end up with a pet dragon or a giant talking potato!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.
So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!
But beware, new girlfriends may not be so understanding of our unique family-friendly atmosphere. One player’s girlfriend was so upset that she threatened to never move in if the kids were allowed in the bedroom! Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that values family traditions and open communication, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera with your new girlfriend and kids.