🔥dumb raps Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CatRapCancerGrief

annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

SpeedyHebrewsMC Server

discrimination, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, healthcare system, Jews, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, minority populations, organ allocation, organ donation, organ donors, organ recipients, organ transplantation, organ waiting list, patient care, religious beliefs, religious minorities, Server, SpeedyHebrewsMC, transplants, US hospitals

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server where half the floor is made up of transplanting Jews who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft. Watch out for their secret underground lair where they hoard all the diamonds and gold! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now for a truly unique and bizarre gaming experience!

Stop That Griefer Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, call for help, emergency, griefer, halt, Help, intervention, Minecraft, PLEA, Prevent, prevent disaster, Protect, rescue, Save, Server, somebody, STOP, stop the danger, Support, Urgent, urgent help needed

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that actually works, and even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, please stay away.

StepmomSass Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Motherhood, nephew, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, stepfamily, stepmom, StepmomSass, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and family dynamics! Just like the story of my nephew who refuses to call his stepmom “mom”, you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy situations that will keep you on your toes.

Explore our server and witness firsthand the intense arguments between family members over what to call each other. Will you choose to respect the wishes of your fellow players, or will you stir up even more drama by insisting on your own terms?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this chaotic world where relationships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complicated family dynamics of our Minecraft server!

VeganCraftWeddingZilla

Bachelorette, catered food, catering issue, Communication, dietary needs, friendship, hurt feelings, long distance friendship, vegan catering, vegan food, vegan lifestyle, vegan options, VeganCraftWeddingZilla, Vegetarian, Wedding, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding menu, wedding planning

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	3514	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with no vegan options? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a vegan feast at every virtual wedding! Say goodbye to cold, distant friends who skip out on your special day just because of a little catering mishap. Our server is filled with friends who understand that sometimes mistakes happen and are willing to work together to find a solution. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper attacks and zombie invasions? Join now and let’s build a world where vegan options are always on the menu and friendships are stronger than ever!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Accountability, AUTHORITY, Behavior, compliance, consequences, CraftyCreeper, enforce, equality, everyone, Fairness, follow, Governance, Harmony, Justice, legislation, Minecraft, new law, Order, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, rule, Server, society

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a law that everyone must wear a chicken suit while playing on the server. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the ultimate symbol of power and dominance in the Minecraft world. Plus, who doesn’t want to strut around in a feathered suit while building their dream castle?

2. Our server has a rule that all players must communicate only in pig Latin. It’s a great way to confuse your enemies and make new friends at the same time. Oinkway oinkway!

3. We have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on our server. If you want to get rich, you’ll have to trade with these woolly creatures and earn their trust. Just watch out for the llama mafia – they don’t take kindly to players who try to cheat them out of their precious emeralds.

So come join us on the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this insane world!

ExBlockerz

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, closure process, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, healing, healing journey, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, Revenge, self love, self-care, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Have you ever had an ex fill your entire Minecraft world with lava after a breakup? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for some fiery fun and let out all your post-breakup anger in the most explosive way possible. Plus, our griefing protection is top-notch, so you can seek revenge without worrying about retaliation. Come join us and let the chaos begin!

UkrainianCraft: 800 Rescued Kids

ABDUCTED, aid, children, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, families, Hope, human trafficking, international news, Kidnapped, Kids, relief efforts, rescue mission, rescued, Reunited, russia, Support, Trauma, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	2831	Dragon Eggs Found:	8108

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we just rescued 800 ukrainian children from the evil clutches of russia! they were gonna make them mine diamonds for eternity but we swooped in like heroes and saved the day. now these kids are safe and ready to play minecraft with u! come join our server and be a hero too, or just build some cool stuff and have a good time. either way, u gotta be a part of this epic story!

VacationCraft

bill payment, communication skills, cultural immersion, dining out, duolingo, foreign language, holiday preparation, immersive learning, language app, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, learning on the go, ordering food, practical phrases, real-life scenarios, travel essentials, travel phrases, useful phrases, vacation planning, VacationCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the cows actually DO boil eggs. like, they got little chef hats and everything. it’s a wild world out there, man. you gotta join this server just to witness that insanity. plus, the pigs are all secretly ninjas and the sheep can breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. come join us and experience the wackiest minecraft server ever created!

EmpathyCraft: Conflict Zone

childhood development, children, Communication, Conflict, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, family dynamics, health, interparental conflict, mental health, relationships, research, resilience, Social Skills, stress, study, well-being, Zone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you join, you’ll, like, become more empathetic and stuff. and, like, apparently that means you’ll be healthier or something when your parents are fighting. like, who knew, right?

so, like, come join our server and become the most empathetic, healthiest player ever. maybe you’ll even be able to stop your parents from fighting with your newfound empathy powers. who knows, man. it’s a wild world out there in Minecraft land.

Java Anarchy Survival Server No Plugins

20 player slots, 24/7, Anarchy, Difficulty, discord server, forever.., freedom, Map resets, Monsters, new, Player slots, PvP, RAM, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

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Hello and Welcome to True Survival. A Vanilla Java Server that is dedicated to run forever.

Feel the freedom on this small Anarchy server with PVP allowed and no Plugins. The server is very new with only a couple of people having joined already. There isn’t much to say other than join in and check it out!

– 20 player slots with 8gb of RAM. – The difficulty is set to Normal with Monsters turned on. – We don’t make any Map resets and you can request the world data at any time! – The server is open 24/7 – The server is automatically updated to the newest version. – We also have a Discord Server you may join if you want to.

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