dumb raps Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CatRapCancerGrief

annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Crazy Adventures on the Contraland Server, LGBTQ+ Friendly!

Adventures, auction house, Community, Contraland, crazy, curseforge launcher, Custom Quests, Discord, Dungeons, Factions, Friendly, LGBTQ, nation, nation creation, new dimension, Quest, RPG, Server, sky islands, smp, solo play, Structures, Survival, Teams, tears of the kingdom, Zelda

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Contra SMP Server Overview

Server Type	RPG Minecraft server
Features	Over 100 custom quests, Sky Islands, Auction House, new dimension, factions, teams
Community	Strong focus on community with a Survival world
Launcher Required	CurseForge Launcher

FAQs

What is Contra SMP?

Contra is a modpack that turns Minecraft into a Zelda Tears of the Kingdom-like RPG with various features like custom quests, Sky Islands, Auction House, and a new dimension.

What can I expect on the server?

On the server, you can enjoy quests, new structures, dungeons, an auction house, factions, and teams. It runs on a faction-based system where you can either join an existing faction, create your own, or play solo.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you will need the CurseForge Launcher. Additionally, it is recommended to join the Discord server for more information and to connect with the community.

Where can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by clicking on the following link: Discord Link Here

CraftyFateMC – Minecraft Server

7th Anniversary, Campaign, CraftyFateMC, Destiny Order Summon, Drop Rates, EARTH Pickup Summon, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Guaranteed Summon, Limited Master Missions, Limited Servant Daily Pickup Summon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of summoning the same old servants in Fate/Grand Order? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a chance to summon your favorite Fate characters in block form. Imagine seeing Gilgamesh shooting arrows made of pixels or Nero singing her heart out with square notes. It’s a whole new world of adventure and chaos waiting for you!

But that’s not all! Our server offers exclusive events like the “Pixel Wars,” where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but your crafting skills and creativity. Build your own fortress, summon pixelated monsters to fight for you, and claim victory in the name of your favorite servant!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Fate/Grand Order like never before. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own pixelated destiny and become the ultimate master of blocks!

CraftyScreenwriters Minecraft Server

Characters, collaboration, CraftyScreenwriters, creativity, dialogue, Feedback, film, general, ideas, inspiration, Minecraft, Plot, Projects, screenplay, screenwriters, screenwriting, script development, Scripts, Server, storytelling, structure, television, Writing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Votes:	9107
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Animals Bred:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, /swg/ Screenwriting General, we take Minecraft to a whole new level of creativity and chaos!

Join us if you want to write the next blockbuster movie… in Minecraft! Build sets, create epic battle scenes, and even film your own Minecraft masterpiece. Who needs Hollywood when you have /swg/?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to /swg/ Screenwriting General and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your Minecraft screenplay will be the next big hit!

BeerCraftFunLand

aita, alcohol, BeerCraftFunLand, Boundaries, cold beer, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, discipline, family, family dynamics, guest room, Niece, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, trust issues, uncle, underage drinking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	8269
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Uncle drama can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with rebellious nieces, stolen beers, and hot-wired cars – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Forget about boring old water in the fridge, on our server, you’ll have access to all the virtual Gatorade you can drink (if you’re into that sort of thing). And don’t worry about age restrictions, because in our world, everyone’s age is just a number!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a virtual hot-wired car adventure with Alissa herself! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time and leave the drama at the door (or in this case, the guest room). See you there!

IceCapocalypseCraft

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, climate solutions, Earth’s Rotation, earth’s spin, environmental consequences, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, ice melt, IceCapocalypseCraft, lengthening days, melting ice caps, polar ice caps, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, unprecedented rate

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

come join our minecraft server, where the ice caps are melting so fast that the earth is spinning slower than a snail on a treadmill! we’ve got polar bears riding dolphins, penguins doing backflips, and igloos made of pure diamond blocks.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet snowman that shoots lasers out of its carrot nose and a jetpack made of frozen lava. our community is so cool, we once had a snowball fight that lasted for 3 days straight and ended with a giant snowman dance party.

so come on over to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen in minecraft. who needs global warming when you have us?

PixelPunchers – Vote or Fight!

ambivalence, Apathy, Attitudes, Behavior, Conflict, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, extreme actions, extremism, Fight, moderate actions, Opinions, partisanship, PixelPunchers, polarization, political issues, radicalization, society, Support, violence, Vote, Voting, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	3009
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality TV show! our players are so ambivalent about political stuff dat dey support violence like it’s nobody’s business. you’ll see players goin’ ham on each other with diamond swords and TNT like it’s a freakin’ war zone.

if you’re lookin’ for some action and chaos, dis is da place to be. we got players who can’t make up their minds about anythin’, so you never know what’s gonna happen next. one minute dey might be buildin’ a cute lil’ house, and da next dey’re blowin’ it up for fun.

so if you’re ready for some wild and unpredictable adventures, come join our server. just be prepared for some serious craziness, cuz it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Cookiecraft: Where Even the Cookies Have Mods and Origins – Now with Extra Fabric Fun!

Active, Cobblemon, Community, CookieCraft, COOKIES, Datapack, Discord, EXTRA, Fabric, Favorite, first ever, Friends, Fun, Growing, invite, Marium’s Soulslike Weaponry, Modded, Moderators, Mods, Origins, RPG, Season, selection, Server, suggest, Unique, wizards

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Cookiecraft Minecraft Server
Overview	Welcome to Cookiecraft, a new, fun modded Minecraft server. Have you been looking for something to do when you’re bored? Or maybe looking to make some new friends? Come join Cookiecraft and have some fun! We have a fun and active community as well as very active moderators!
Mods	Mods in this server include: Origins, Cobblemon, Wizards (RPG Series), Marium’s Soulslike Weaponry, and many more!
Datapack Origins	We accept datapack origins to add into the server, so our origin selection is completely unique compared to any other server out there. Come suggest your favorite origin to be added!
Community	Join our growing community for our first ever season! Make some new friends! Invite some old ones!
Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the Cookiecraft server?

A: To join the Cookiecraft server, you can connect using the server IP address provided in the server information. You can also join our Discord server for more information.

Q: What Minecraft version is Cookiecraft server using?

A: Cookiecraft server is currently using Minecraft version [insert version here]. Make sure your Minecraft client is up to date to join.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the Cookiecraft server?

A: Yes, there are rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. The rules can be found in the server Discord server or on the server’s website.

Q: Can I suggest new mods or features to be added to the Cookiecraft server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to suggest new mods, features, or datapack origins to be added to the server. You can submit your suggestions in the server Discord server or through the official website.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct on the Cookiecraft server?

A: If you encounter a player who is violating the server rules or engaging in misconduct, you can report them to the server moderators or admins through the Discord server or in-game chat.

Q: Is the Cookiecraft server open for donations or sponsorships?

A: Yes, the Cookiecraft server accepts donations and sponsorships to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on how to donate or sponsor on the server’s website or Discord server.

HeartSkip Minecraft Server

anxiety, Arrhythmia, Calm, Cardiology, Diagnosis, Doctor, Frustration, health, Healthcare, Heart, HeartSkip, Help, Medical, Minecraft, Panic, PERSISTENT, Relief, Server, skipping, stress, Support, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers that just don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will literally give you an arrhythmia! That’s right, our intense gameplay and heart-pounding adventures will have you feeling like you’re on the brink of cardiac arrest at all times. Doctors may say you’re fine, but we know the truth – you need the adrenaline rush of our server to truly feel alive! Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge – just make sure to have your defibrillator handy!

CraftyMangaServer

CraftyMangaServer, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga discussion, manga enthusiasts, Manga fandom, Manga fans, manga genre, manga lovers, manga opinions, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, manga thoughts, manga worth it, manga worth reading, Recommendation, review, worth reading

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	144

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate manga-inspired paradise! Dive into a world where creepers wear anime costumes and zombies break out into dance routines straight out of a shonen manga!

Join us and experience epic battles with Ender Dragons that have been trained by ninja pandas, or build your own manga-inspired castle complete with a moat filled with magical girl potions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villager cosplayers who throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this wacky world of manga madness – because on our server, every block tells a story!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, cousin, CousinCraft, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, future planning, ivf, kid’s well-being, Minecraft, parenting, relationship advice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your sister’s relationship with her older boyfriend!

Just like how your sister keeps going back to her questionable boyfriend, you’ll keep coming back to our server for more outrageous adventures. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a world where the drama is virtual and the stakes are high?

With more twists and turns than your sister’s boyfriend’s excuses, our server will keep you on your toes. From unexpected betrayals to shocking plot twists, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more unpredictable than your sister’s love life. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting as emotionally invested in the game as you are in your sister’s questionable decisions.