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DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

@irene, #Bassline, #Swire, Absinthe, AK EN Database, akg, Almond, arknights, Ashlock, Bagpipe, Battles, Blacknight, blocky, Blue Poison, caster, Edition, Fang, Firewhistle, Global, guard, Harmonie, Ho’olheyak, ines, Joint Action, jp, Kal’tsit, Kazemaru, Kirara, KR, Lessing, logos, lumen, Lunacub, medic, Meteor skin, Mlynar, Mudrock, Muelsyse, PHONOR-0, Proviso, Qiubai, Quercus, redeem codes, Reed, Resources, Roberta, Santalla, Savage Skin, SilverAsh, Skadi, sniper, supporter, tequila, texas, thorns, typhon, vanguard, Virtuosa, Viviana, Windflit, Wis’adel

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8286

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and 5* Sniper Lunacub – they’re ready to party with you!

But wait, there’s more! How about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing making a grand entrance on our server? It’s like a Minecraft party you’ve never experienced before! And don’t forget about the Ambience Synesthesia event featuring SilverAsh, Ho’olheyak, and Swire The Elegant Wit – they’re here to spice up your Minecraft adventure!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about 6* Sniper Typhon, 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and more joining forces for a Joint Action event? It’s going to be a Minecraft showdown like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be a Minecraft party you’ll never forget!

No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, banter, Blood, created, does not slip, Epic, idea.., long trail: this one does not slip, man, Minecraft, Monster, Slip, Slippery, Steves, this man has vengeance in his blood, Vengeance, you have no idea the monster you created with all that banter

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.

But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.

Littl3Craft3rs: Adults pretending to be Minecraft pros in a tiny, exclusive club on both Bedrock and Java versions.

Adult-only, Adults, bedrock, Build Competitions, chest items, club, community shopping district, Discord, exclusive, java, Littl3Craft3rs, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Nether Hub, player sleep, Plugins, pretending, Pros, Small Community, smp, Tiny, tree cutting, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to Littl3Craft3rs!
Our Discord

About Us
We are Littl3Craft3rs, an adult only Java/Bedrock SMP survival server.
Start and End Date
Opened on March 10th, 2024 with no plans for a reset soon.
Our Community
We are a small, whitelisted community with an English-only rule for inclusivity.
What Version
Version 1.20.40
Our Plan
Future build competitions, a community shopping district, and a nether hub.
Are we Vanilla
Mostly vanilla with only 4 plugins for convenience.

FAQ

Is the server open to both Java and Bedrock players?

Yes, Littl3Craft3rs welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join our server.

How can I join the server?

You can join by applying through our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, we are an adult-only server and only accept players above a certain age.

Will there be regular events or activities on the server?

We plan on hosting regular build competitions, setting up a community shopping district, and creating a nether hub for easier transportation.

Are there any special rules or guidelines on the server?

We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and inclusive community. Please refer to our Discord for more information.

Aliquam VS Hypixel

Building Community, building experience, Building tools, Creative, Customizable, dynamic, Immersive, Innovative, Interactive, multiplayer, Player Ranks, player worlds, project sharing, project uploading, server administration, Team Building, Unique Plugins, virtual worlds, world downloading, world generation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a variety of minigames	May experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and new game modes	Can be overwhelming for new players

Aliquam

Pros	Cons
Players automatically receive their own worlds	Not as popular or well-known as Hypixel
Dynamic world sizes and customizable settings	May have fewer players online at times

FAQ

Can I play minigames on Aliquam like on Hypixel?: Aliquam focuses more on providing players with their own worlds for building rather than traditional minigames. However, they do have unique plugins and features for a creative building experience.
Is there a high likelihood of experiencing lag on Aliquam?: Due to potentially fewer players on Aliquam compared to Hypixel’s large player base, lag may not be as common. However, as with any Minecraft server, it can still occur depending on various factors.
Can I team up with other players and get ranks on Aliquam?: Yes, players on Aliquam can team up and progress through ranks together. The server also offers unique features like permanent access to WorldEdit and VoxelSniper for building.
Are there regular updates and new game modes on Aliquam?: While Aliquam may not have as frequent updates and new game modes as Hypixel, they focus on providing a customizable and unique building experience for players.

CraftyCreeperz

#Day1537, #dinnerdate, #missingyou, #Qt3.14gf, #relationshipstatus, #romanticdinner, Companionship, Cooking, CraftyCreeperz, cravings, Culinary, foodie, lonely, longing, love, Partnership, relationshipgoals, singlelife, soulmate, yearning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	217	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Dimension Hops:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of cooking up delicious meals in Minecraft only to have no one to share them with? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your very own Qt3.14 gf (that’s gamer girl for those not in the know) to appreciate your culinary creations!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest ingredients, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most extravagant kitchens you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love among the creepers and zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start cooking up a storm! Who knows, your dream gamer girl might just be one crafting table away.

Crafty McLaughy’s Base Playhouse

base, base plays, Based, Crafty, hot day, McLaughys, padner, playhouse, texas

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1182	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yeehaw! Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls, because this Minecraft server is hotter than a Texas summer day! Get ready to ride into the sunset with your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and explore a wild west world like no other.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more diamonds than a girl’s best friend, and more creepers than… well, more creepers than you can shake a stick at! But don’t worry, our sheriff (aka admin) is always on duty to keep the peace and protect the town from any griefers or bandits.

So come on down to our saloon (aka spawn point) and grab yourself a cold one (aka potion of swiftness) before heading out on your next adventure. Whether you’re looking to mine for riches, build a homestead, or just lasso some chickens for fun, this server has got everything you need to satisfy your wild west cravings.

So what are you waiting for, partner? Saddle up and join us on the craziest, most rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server this side of the Mississippi! Trust me, you’ll be feeling more based than a block of obsidian in no time. Yeehaw! 🤠🌵🐎

Welcome to ProsperGamingSMP, where even the creepers pay rent! 🤑🎮🌟

Active, build projects, Chill, Community, content creating, CREEPERS, Discord, Factions, Fun, hermitcraft, Ip:, Mature, Minecraft, Pay, Plugins, ProsperGamingSMP, Rent, Roleplay, rules, Server, Vanilla, vanilla nature

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	663862	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	10th Season Minecraft Server
Community	Strong and friendly
Features	Similar to Hermitcraft, roleplay/factions, major build projects, mature community
Rules	Respectful behavior required, few plugins

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for the IP address and other information: https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: Be respectful to other players and avoid disruptive behavior.

Q: What kind of community is on the server?

A: The community is friendly, mature, and active in various projects and activities.

Q: Are there any major build projects currently happening?

A: Yes, there are always major build projects underway on the server.

TipToeCraft – Where even the blocks are taller than you!

Affection, blocks, bros, Connection, cute, girl, height difference, Intimacy, kiss, love, man, Meaning, Passion, peak romance, Physical attraction, relationship goals, romance, standing, SWEET, taller, tender moment, tip toes, TipToeCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Votes:	7664	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	3959

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the romance is so real, even the pixels are blushing! Join us and experience the love story of a girl who has to stand on her tip toes just to go in for a kiss. It’s like a virtual Romeo and Juliet, but with creepers and diamond swords. Who needs a dating app when you can find true love in the world of blocks and mobs? Come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft soulmate. Love is in the air, along with the scent of burning zombies.

Crafty McCraftface: No. 198964923 – The Anonymous Edition

1. No. 198964923, 10. Hidden identity, 11. Enigma, 12. Unidentified, 13. Mysterious author, 14. Unknown origin, 15. Pseudonym, 16. Covert, 17. Concealed, 18. Incognito, 19. Classified, 2. Anonymous, 20. Unnamed., 3. Mystery, 4. Unknown author, 5. Fiction, 6. Thriller, 7. Suspense, 8. Intrigue, 9. Secret, ANONYMOUS, Crafty, Edition, McCraftface

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles out of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Cactus King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

The Complicated Semi-SMP Vanilla Server: Same Old World, Just Confusing Updates

admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Confusing, dedicated server, distractions, freedom, linux kernel, Minecraft, multiplayer, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, SemiSMP, Server, Simple, Smooth, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, View distance, world, world border

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Simple SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Date	Information
8th May 2024	The Summer Season has begun! A new world awaits…
Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity. With up to 24 view distance and a high-spec dedicated server, you can experience the world in its full glory. There is no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP, one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on Simple SMP?	There are minimal rules on Simple SMP. As long as you’re respectful and not causing disruptions, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention on Simple SMP. The world is open for exploration and building.
Is there a world border on Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing you to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Is there a pay-to-win feature on Simple SMP?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.