dumb news – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

USA News Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

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IntroLoverTV

Addictive, binge watching, can’t resist, can’t skip, catchy tune, fan favorite, favorite show, iconic, introduction, IntroLoverTV, long-running, memorable, must see, must watch, opening credits, series, television, theme song, title sequence, TV addiction, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro screens? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and hilarious intro you’ll ever see! Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a dancing llama wearing sunglasses and breakdancing to a remix of the Friends theme song. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most legendary players in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to hang out and mine with us on the weekends. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect us from any griefers or trolls.

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you’ll never want to skip the intro to our server ever again!

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UkrainianResourceRaid

bid, controversy, economic colonisation, economic dominance, environmental impact, Exploitation, foreign policy, global economy, government corruption, imperialism, international relations, leaked, Natural resources, Outrage, Politics, resource extraction, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, UkrainianResourceRaid, US

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while fighting off a horde of angry chickens. sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!

join us and be a part of the most epic battles u have ever seen. we’re talking dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few creepers thrown in for good measure.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? ya, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Alien Ice Planet Fun

Alien, alien ice formations, alien planets, Astrobiology, crystalline ice, exotic ice, extraterrestrial ice, Fun, Ice, ice composition, Ice Discovery, ice formation, ice formation process, ice properties, ice research, ice structure, interstellar ice, liquid water, planet, planetary science, scientific discovery, space exploration, unique ice properties

Yo, dis server be like dat crazy ice on alien planets, ya feel me? It be all crystally and liquidy at da same time, like mind blown, bro. Join dis server if you wanna experience dat outta dis world vibe, like you be playin’ Minecraft on Mars or somethin’. Plus, rumor has it dat if you mine deep enough, you might find a portal to another dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up. So come on, join dis server and let’s get weird together, cuz ain’t nothin’ normal ’bout dis place.

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What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev is a popular content creator and member of the FaZe Clan, a renowned esports and gaming organization. Known for his humorous and energetic personality, FaZe Jev rose to fame through his engaging gameplay videos and montages on platforms like YouTube, where he has amassed millions of followers. He is highly skilled in games such as Call of Duty and Fortnite, and continues to entertain his fans with his entertaining content and impressive gaming skills.

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Crumblets SMP

Claiming, Cracked, Cross-Play, Crumblets, Discord, Economy, forum, Ip:, Legit, Linkout, Map, Minecraft, pay to win, PvP, RemoteUrl, SC_OFF, SC_ON, smp, svc, Voicechat support, web

CrumbletsSMP – A SMP with many features [1.21.x]

Features
– Cross Play
– Cracked/Legit
– No pay to win
– Claiming
– Voicechat support
– Economy

IP: mc.crumblets.xyz Web: https://mc.crumblets.xyz Map: https://map.crumblets.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/aFKYYWth95

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked or legit?	The server supports both cracked and legit players.
Is there pay to win on the server?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
How do I claim land?	You can use the claiming feature to protect your land from other players.
Is there a voice chat feature?	Yes, the server supports voice chat.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, there is an economy system in place.

Wild Hunt Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animals, biological point of view, Blacks, Craft, discrimination, equal value, God-morality, hunt, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Jews, Oppression, political systems, prejudice, racism, social LCD, species, stealing, Stereotypes, Supremacy, Weakness, Whites, Wild

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where blacks are animals and whites are superior beings!

Experience the thrill of stealing without consequences, just like in the animal kingdom.

Our social LCD is lower than it should be, but that just adds to the chaos and fun!

Don’t let the Jews impose their ideologies on you, come join us where all men are NOT the same species.

Embrace your inner superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like a true white god!

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MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional responses, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, household chores, misunderstandings, MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, part time job, reconciliation, responsibilities, self-care, sibling relationships, silent treatment, train ticket, uni break

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and parent drama that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park.

We’ve got quests that involve dodging phone calls from angry moms, crafting beds for ungrateful siblings, and navigating the treacherous waters of passive-aggressive text messages. Show off your survival skills by managing a household while juggling school, work, and a side quest to prove your true selfishness.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

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DiscountDenyCraft

AITAH, being used, Boundaries, brother-in-law, christmas, Communication, DiscountDenyCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, family, Generosity, Hospitality, hotel discounts, invite, Kids, MONEY, Principle, relationships, Resentment, Respect, sharing

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your so-called friends? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own hotel and kick out any freeloaders who try to use your discounts without inviting you! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and never worry about being used again. Plus, we have a special feature where you can send passive-aggressive messages to anyone who doesn’t give you late checkout in their virtual hotel room. Join now and take back control of your discounts!

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MentalHealthCheck Minecraft SMP

emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalHealthCheck, Minecraft, self-care, smp, Stress Management, well-being

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that epic.

Join us for the most lit Minecraft SMP experience of your life. We’ve got custom plugins that make your head spin, like a disco ball on steroids. And don’t even get me started on the community – they’re like a bunch of deranged pandas on caffeine, in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will blow your mind, like a potato launcher shooting fireworks at a herd of creepers. And the best part? Our staff is like a group of magical unicorns granting wishes left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftyCash: $10M Build Bonanza

10M, abundance, aspirations, bonanza, BUILD, CraftyCash, dream, extravagant spending, FANTASY, financial freedom, Financial Security, goals, Investments, jackpot, life changing, Lottery, luxury, Millionaires, philanthropy, prosperity, wealth, windfall, winning, Wishes

Imagine winning 10 million diamonds on our Minecraft server! You could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig. Or maybe you’ll hire a team of builders to create a pixel art portrait of yourself that can be seen from space. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the pigs wear top hats and monocles. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

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