dumb news – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

USA News Minecraft Server
alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News
Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

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Electric Road Warriors
#sustainability, Battery cars, Britain, diesel cars, Durability, eco-friendly, efficiency, Electric, electric cars, electric vehicles, failure rates, Improvement, long-lasting, Longevity, MOT data, petrol cars, Rapid, Records, Reliability, researchers, ROAD, study, Warriors
so, like, u know how u always worry about ur car breaking down on the side of the road? well, on our server, u don’t gotta worry bout that cuz our battery cars last as long as petrol and diesel cars! like, we did a study and found out that electric vehicles are super reliable now, like, no joke. we looked at 300 million records from MOT data and, like, estimated failure rates and stuff. so, come join our server and never worry bout ur car breaking down again! plus, u get to drive around in a cool electric car and be all eco-friendly and stuff. it’s a win-win situation, dude. so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into the sunset together, in our electric cars of course.

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Starry SMP

Anarchy, ATM10, bedrock, Community, Discord, gameplay, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded minecraft, non toxic, Peaceful, PvP, Server, smp, Starry, Survival, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

Starry SMP

FAQ	Answer
What is Starry SMP?	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). We aim for a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?	We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players but you can fight if both players agree. Overall, we aim for peaceful gameplay.
How can I Join?	You can join by joining our discord, creating a ticket, and getting whitelisted. 99% of players are whitelisted, so don’t hesitate to join us!
Can I join on bedrock?	Modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock, so unfortunately, you cannot join on bedrock. We wish it was possible for more community members!

Join our discord for more information and to get whitelisted:

http://discord.gg/Starry

Crimson Flame 1.21.3
1.21.3, Crimson, Flame, fuck or pass, Girlfriend, opinion, Rating, redhead, redhead babe, redhead beauty, redhead crush, redhead cutie, redhead dream, redhead fantasy, redhead girl, redhead girlfriend, redhead hottie, redhead love, redhead lover, redhead princess, redhead queen
OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your own castle and ride a pig into battle!
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn creepers into friendly kittens.
You can even find a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely of cheese!
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while wearing a tutu.
Seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on the most insane adventure of your life!

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NoThx4U
appreciation, baby tasks, balance, Communication, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Gratitude, household chores, Marriage, Mental load, NoThx4U, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, Support, teamwork, thank you, Time management, working parents
Are you tired of being expected to say thank you for every little thing on your Minecraft server? Join our server where gratitude is optional and expected tasks are just that – expected!
Just like this player’s husband who demands constant thanks for doing basic chores, our server is full of players who expect praise for the bare minimum. But fear not, on our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the pressure of constantly expressing gratitude for every little thing.
So come join us and experience a world where saying thank you is optional, just like it should be in the real world! Who needs constant validation for doing what’s expected anyway? Let’s build, mine, and craft without the unnecessary drama of demanding thanks for every little task. Join now and say goodbye to the thank you police!

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SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft
Beliefs, biggest lie, BigLieMinecraft, Deception, falsehoods, misconceptions, societal brainwashing, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal control, societal deceptions, societal expectations, societal illusions, societal indoctrination, societal lies, societal manipulation, societal norms, societal propaganda, societal truths, society, SocietySMP
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!

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SnakeOilCraft
beauty, consumerism, Deception, Dietary supplements, Disappointment, disillusionment, false advertising, fraudulent, haircare, health, holistic medicine, Marketing, misleading, overhyped, placebo effect, product, scam, skincare, snake oil, SnakeOilCraft, wellness
Are you tired of being duped by fake promises and empty claims? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure-all for all your gaming woes!
Join us and experience the magic of our server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs fly (literally)! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself bows down to our pixelated greatness.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain the ability to teleport to the real world and bring back all the riches and glory you desire. Need a new car? Just hop on our server and drive one back! Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy, just tame one in our enchanted lands.
So say goodbye to all those other boring Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of craziness. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back!

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Pixel Pals Craft Club
Axon Body 3, body camera, club, Craft, digital watermark, evidence collection, law enforcement, old school, Outdated, PALS, PIXEL, police equipment, Retro, screen recording, SECURITY, software, Surveillance, Technology, Unregistered HyperCam 2, Video editing, Video recording, video software, vintage, watermark
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DROPPING IT LIKE IT’S HOT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT MAKES HEROBRINE LOOK LIKE A NOOB!
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. FIRST OF ALL, OUR SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY A GIANT DIAMOND CASTLE WITH A MOAT FILLED WITH LAVA. IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS IN DISGUISE? YEAH, THEY CAN LITERALLY TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A CHICKEN LEG WITH JUST A WAVE OF THEIR WAND. IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HE’LL HELP YOU RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES AND STEAL ALL THEIR DIAMONDS. IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HEIST MOVIE, BUT IN REAL LIFE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS YOU’RE A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES HATE OUR SERVER FOR SOME REASON. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES, AM I RIGHT? JOIN NOW!

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ChemicalCraft: Break & Transform
#sustainability, Bacteria, bioremediation, bond-breaking, Break, Breakthrough, byproducts, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, forever chemicals, identified, innovation, PFAS, Pollution, remediation, research, scientists, Strain, TOXIC, transform, transformation
join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can turn nasty chemicals into sparkly rainbows!
imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a patch of forever chemicals, only for our bacteria buddies to swoop in and save the day!
we’ve got crazy scientists working around the clock to make sure our world is clean and safe for all players.
come join the fun and see what other wild and wacky surprises await you on our server!

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Lunar Heart Edition 1.20.6
1.20.6, Edition, froot, geega, haruka, Heart, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Lunar, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, Vtubers, zen
Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server! We got VShojo and vtubers up in here, like Michi signing posters while yapping, Hotaru playing Persona 4 Golden, and Nagi, Peke, and Hestia completing the Novalap! It’s a wild ride, so join us and keep it comfy by ignoring bait and being excellent to each other.
Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen are all here to entertain you! Watch them on Twitch and YouTube and dive into the madness.
Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and let’s have a blast together in this insane Minecraft world!

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GF Vocab Flexer Server
ANNOYING, apartment, arguments, Boundaries, CHANGE, comfort, Communication, compromise, Correct, dorms, Flexer, Girlfriend, home, Introverts, Major, parents’ house, relationship, Server, social battery, Understanding, University, vocab, vocabulary
Are you tired of arguing with your girlfriend over the proper name for your apartment? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!
On our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and call it whatever you want – whether it’s “my apartment”, “my home”, or even “my fortress of solitude”. No one will judge you for your vocabulary choices here!
Plus, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate dream home, complete with secret passageways, trap doors, and a lava moat to keep out unwanted guests (like nosy girlfriends).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the apartment naming arguments behind. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual home that you can both agree on!

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