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USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, authoritarianism, Conflict, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, opposition, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, u know how Hungary’s Orban is all like, “hey Russia, wanna be friends?” well, the EU is all up in his face like, “nah bro, u can’t do that!” but like, who cares about politics when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. forget about the EU drama and come join the most lit server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. Orban who? we only care about blocky adventures and making new friends. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics

accusations, athlete, controversy, criminal, Defence, DEFEND, Dutch, forgiveness, Justice, Media, Olympic selection, olympics, partner, public opinion, rapist, Redemption, Rehabilitation, relationship, scandal, scrutiny, Steven van de Velde, Support, VeldeCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

AirThreadzCraft

Air, AirThreadzCraft, atmospheric wonder, ethereal connections, flowing energy, hidden patterns, intangible web, interconnected, interconnectedness, intertwining, intricate design, invisible bonds, Invisible threads, mysterious network, mystical connections., Shifting, Tapestry, unseen beauty, unseen forces, unseen world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Yo, imagine if air was like a big ol’ spider web, but you can’t see it! That’s the vibe of our server – a crazy, invisible world just waiting for you to explore.

Join us for the wildest ride of your life, where the air is made of magic and the blocks are made of pure awesomeness. Build a castle in the sky, ride a pig into battle, or just chill with your fellow players and chat about the mysteries of the universe.

We promise you’ll never look at air the same way again after playing on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the invisible tapestry and let the madness begin!

AmberSkinkCraft

amber fossil, AmberSkinkCraft, Ancient, Biodiversity, Burmite amber, discovery, Electroscincus zedi, Evolution, Excavation, fossil, mid-Cretaceous, myanmar, new species, Palaeontology, Paleontologists, prehistoric, Reptile, research, Science, skink, zoology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

hEy yOu! yEs yOu! cOme jOin oUr ePiC mInEcRaFt sErver! wE hAvE mOrE fUn tHan a bUnch oF sKinks pArtying iN aNcIent aMber! yOu cAn dIg fOr dInOsAuR bOnes aNd bUiLd yOur oWn jUrisSic pArk! wHo nEeds rEgUlar oLd mInEcRaFt wHen yOu cAn hAng oUt wIth eLectrIc sKinks?! jOin nOw aNd eXpLore oUr wIld aNd cRaZy wOrld!

ND Network

Active, Community, Community Events, Discord, discord server, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Friends, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player-driven, player-friendly, Public, PvE, PvP, Shop, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to the Nd Network This Is 24/7 Online Public Survival Server You Play With your friends and any problem join my discord server and contact Mental Daaku with proff

ndnetwork.us.to:25670

Pixelmon Turkiye

#exciting, Adventure, Balanced gaming experience, Challenges, Community, creativity, Events, Minecraft, Opponents, personalize, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Special quests, Survival, TEAM, Tournaments, trainer, Turkish support, Türkiye, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mines Excavated:	2234
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to the Pixelmon Turkey server! In this unique Pixelmon server, you will have the opportunity to explore both the world of Pokémon and the creativity of Minecraft. Thanks to the wide range of features we offer, you can completely personalize your gaming experience. Create your own Pokémon team, challenge your opponents and become the best trainer! An adventure full of regular events, tournaments and special quests awaits you. You can always get help thanks to our Turkish support and active community. We aim to provide a fair and balanced gaming experience. Join Pixelmon Turkey and take your place in this exciting world!

play.pixelmonturkiye.net

🌟 𝓕𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓽 🌟┃➤ What you were looking for ✔︎ Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Explore, family, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ores Mined:	6819	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4868	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

The owner of the server “What you were looking for” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.funny95.ru

Faded Moon SMP: Where we’re so vanilla, we make hermits look social! 1.21 update!

13, Active, Chill, Community, Community Building, Discord, Events, Faded, Friendly, Fun, hermitcraft, hermits, minecraft server, Moon, multiplayer, new friends, Relaxed, smp, Social, Survival, update, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	951
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Villages Defended:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Faded Moon Minecraft Server Overview

Description	This server is mainly vanilla with some added features, aimed at creating a chill gaming environment for players.
Community	The goal of the server is to expand the community and connect with players to make new friends.
Discord	Players aged 13 and above can join the server’s Discord for more information. Discord link: https://discord.gg/3HhT84jbqZ

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is mainly vanilla and runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any additional features on the server?

A: Yes, the server has some added features to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server suitable for younger players?

A: The server’s Discord states that players should be 13 years or older to join.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join and play on the server.

TangoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, body hair, Brazil, comparison, Cultural differences, Curiosity, Destination, Exploration, grooming habits, hairy, Minecraft, Natural, per capita, personal preference, Pussies, Server, shaved, south america, Stereotypes, superficial, TangoCraft, travel, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and untamed as the natural pussies of Brazil and Argentina? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are rocking a full bush! Join us for a hairy adventure unlike any other, where the only thing smoother than our gameplay is the smooth jazz playing in the background. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore a world where the only thing shaved is the ice in your mojito. See you in South America, baby!

BaltAusNZ Minecraft Server

/balt/, AusNZ, Average, BaltAusNZ, Edition, Estonian, Minecraft, Poster, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server, where the average Estonian poster comes to play! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained Estonian posters who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of virtual blocks. They once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely in Estonian memes. If you can crack the code, you’ll unlock special in-game rewards and powers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary player known as “Estonian Steve,” who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed and defeat creepers with a single punch. Rumor has it he once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wacky world of the average Estonian poster!