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SillySteveMC SMP

moronic moves, idiotic blunders, laughable errors, nonsensical behavior, stupid decisions

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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EvictingEntitledTenantLOL

property rights, gazebo furniture, shared spaces, entitled tenant, EvictingEntitledTenantLOL

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where the house is split in half with two apartments on each side!

Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with problem tenants like the old woman who claims everything on the property as “hers”. Witness the epic battle over the shared laundry room, where the old man washes his clothes in the sink because the old woman hoards the space with her belongings.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of the “caretaker” saga, where the old woman refuses to acknowledge the true owners of the property and refers to them as mere caretakers. And don’t miss out on the epic gazebo showdown, where the old woman claims ownership of the furniture left behind by the previous owners and tries to dictate who can use it.

Join our server now and experience the wild world of property disputes, hoarding battles, and territorial disputes like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

toxic behavior, compromise, ultimatum experiences, Ultimatums, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

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ParentalGriefCraft

Therapy, forgiveness, parental control, neglect, parenting

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our server! Join us and build your dream world where homework doesn’t exist and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and show your parents who’s boss by spending all day on our server – they’ll never know what hit ’em!

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MineCraftLaborQueen

equality, discrimination, gender equality, Oppression, activism

so lyke, u kno this server, it’s like, the bomb diggity. we got diamondz for dayz and creepers that do the cha cha slide. our admin is a llama in a top hat who can ban u with a flick of his tail.

u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with cookies and unicorns. plus, we have a mini game where u have to fight off an army of evil chickens with only a stick. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and have the time of ur life, or else the llama admin will come for u. just kidding…or am i?

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CraftyInsomnia

sleep disorders, FATIGUE, brain activity, neurological response, sensory perception

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! our pixelated world will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels as you navigate through insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

rumor has it that if you play on our server long enough, you might start seeing minecraft blocks in real life! imagine walking down the street and seeing a creeper waiting to explode right in front of you. it’s like virtual reality, but without the fancy goggles!

we also have a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. yes, you read that right. a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. where else can you find that kind of madness?

so come join us on our minecraft server and get ready to have your brain twisted into knots. who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

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MoonMagnetCraft

Moon’s surface, lunar features, MoonMagnetCraft, light-colored, defied explanation

come join dis crazy minecraft server where lunar swirls come to life and u can ride dem like rollercoasters! we got light-colored, sinuous features dat u can see from ur backyard telescope, they extend for HUNDREDS of miles like a never-ending road trip.

we got rocks dat are MAGNETIZED by magma activity underground, making dem super cool to look at and even cooler to ride on. u can be like a lunar cowboy, wrangling dem swirls and showin off ur skills to all ur friends.

so come on down to dis server and experience da madness of lunar swirls like never before! who needs normal when u can have CRAZY?!

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Crystal Moon Minecraft Server

Crystal Moon, Friendly, Events, Survival, Server

The owner of the server «Crystal Moon» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessMC – The Chill Zone!

Zone, Twitter account, character demo, New Eridu, 2024..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with shark tails, scissors, and uniforms – because why not? Our server is so wacky, even Ellen herself would be begging to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a special program called “Welcome to New Eridu” where you’ll embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else.

And did we mention our exclusive redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get ready to unlock some epic rewards with codes like ZZZFREE100 and ZENLESSLAUNCH. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot Tiësto hanging out in our Zenless Zone Zero. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

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SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Passion, family, Japan, sushi, michelin star

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is easily one of the most kino (yes, we said kino) documentaries of all-time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a giant chicken boss. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? You can do that too!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Minecraft Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like sheep shearing races and pumpkin pie eating contests. And did we mention that the winner gets a real-life diamond crown? Okay, maybe not real diamonds but still, pretty cool, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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