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Goon Realm 1.20

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy. It’s that epic!

First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes, but instead of a genie lamp, they use diamond pickaxes. So you know you’re in for a wild ride of craziness and shenanigans.

And get this, the players on this server are like a pack of wild wolves, but instead of howling at the moon, they’re building epic castles and roller coasters. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground club where you can chill with friendly creepers and dance to sick beats? Yeah, it’s a thing on this server. So come join us and let’s get our blocky adventure on! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, cabinet members, cnn, Conflict, CraftyNet, crisis management., Decision making, Defense, disbands, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli war cabinet, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, prime minister, SECURITY, security council, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where benjamin netanyahu is the mayor and he just disbanded the israeli war cabinet to focus on building the sickest minecraft city ever! we got pigs that can fly, cows that shoot lasers, and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. join now for a chance to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TaiwanBaitNoXiInvadeUS

accusations, Asia-Pacific, BAITING, China, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Invasion, leadership, Military, political tensions, provocation, Report, response, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, taiwan, TaiwanBaitNoXiInvadeUS, US, Xi Jinping

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crops Grown:	9809	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	226957
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

so, like, u know how china’s xi is all like, “oh no, u can’t trick me into invading taiwan, u sneaky americans”? well, on this minecraft server, we don’t play those games, we just build and have fun, no political drama here, just blocky adventures and epic builds. come join us and escape the real world craziness, let’s build a virtual utopia together and leave xi and trump to their own devices. come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world how minecraft can bring people together, even when world leaders can’t seem to get along. let’s build, mine, and craft our way to peace and harmony, one block at a time.

ShortStackCraft

body image, cognitive bias, height illusion, height perception, Instincts, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-observation, self-perception, self-perception bias, self-recognition, ShortStackCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, on dis server, you can be as tall as you WANT. you can be a GIANT if you want to, stomp around and crush all da lil’ players in your path. or you can be a teeny tiny ant-sized player, sneakin’ around and stealin’ all da diamonds.

we also have a secret underground city where all da players are actually aliens in disguise. they speak in weird alien languages and have super cool space ships to fly around in. join dis server if you wanna be part of da intergalactic gang.

oh, and did we mention we have a magical forest where all da animals can talk? yep, you can have conversations with a talking pig or a wise old owl. they might even give you quests to go on and treasures to find.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience, come join us on dis server. who knows what crazy adventures await you!

MapMonkeyLand – Navigate & Explore!

Cognitive maps, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, entorhinal cortex, Explore, hippocampus, internal landmarks, landmarks, MapMonkeyLand, memory recall, mental maps, mental navigation, monkeys, navigate, navigation, neurons, past experiences, recall, route planning, spatial cognition, spatial memory, structured representations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7310
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got monkeys navigatin’ between landmarks in their brains, like some sorta GPS system but for apes! Our neurons be matchin’ up dem landmarks, makin’ it easier for ya to find yer way around. Plus, we got internal landmarks slowin’ down navigation, makin’ it a real challenge for all ya brainiacs out there. So come join da fun and see if ya can navigate like a monkey on our server!

WTF Minecraft Server

collaboration, english vtubers, entertainment industry, hololive, Hololive x vshojo, internet culture, Japanese VTubers, Minecraft, online collaboration, online content creators, Server, streaming, virtual collaboration, virtual collaboration trends, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vshojo, Vtubers, WTF

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Crops Grown:	3127	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between Hololive and vshojo VTubers as they fight for dominance over the server. Watch as they build insane structures and unleash their ultimate powers to claim victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know who you might run into on the dance floor – maybe even a creeper busting out some sick moves!

So why the fuck should you join our server? Because where else can you witness Hololive and vshojo collabing in a Minecraft world filled with madness and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the chaos!

Anime CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Anime Series, biological kids, Bra, Certified Anime Cucks, cuck, CuckCraft, Cuckolding, cuckolding trope, dragon ball z, Ex-partners, fancy of cuckolding, Minecraft, NRT edition, romance, Server, slut, submissive, submissive behavior, trunks, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7105	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Vegeta’s love life? Look no further, because our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and cuckolding galore! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a virtual cuck, just like Vegeta (minus the super saiyan powers, unfortunately).

Our server is perfect for players who love a good love triangle, or maybe even a love hexagon. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual soap opera as you navigate through the complex relationships of our Minecraft world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft cuck. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for someone else’s virtual partner, just like Vegeta. It’s all fun and games until someone gets cucked!

CountrySwag Minecraft Server

CountrySwag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for some Euro 2024 madness and t-shirt drama like you’ve never seen before! 🇪🇺⚽️

Picture this: a 31-year-old mom and her 33-year-old ex, from different European countries, battling it out over their 5-year-old daughter’s t-shirts. One side representing one country, the other side representing another. Who will win the ultimate t-shirt showdown? Join the server to find out! 🤪

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic debate over whether it’s okay for a child to cheer for both teams in the tournament. Will the drama ever end? Only on our Minecraft server! 🤯

So, what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of t-shirt wars, soccer madness, and co-parenting chaos. It’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss! 🎢 #TshirtDrama2024 #EuroMadness #MinecraftMayhem

NeighborlyNuisance

Dispute Resolution, fence project, financial decision, financial dispute, financial liability, financial responsibility, financial risk, loss sharing, neighbor communication, neighbor dispute, neighbor relationship, NeighborlyNuisance, payment guarantee, payment protection, project agreement, project collaboration, project cost, project investment, project planning, risk management, shared costs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sturdy as my neighbor’s fence plans? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to deliver epic builds and crazy adventures – no shady suppliers involved, we swear!

Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

Don’t be like my neighbor and take unnecessary risks – join our server where guarantees are our middle name. Plus, we offer a special discount for anyone who’s ever been swindled by a fence-building scheme. So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together!

KinkyCraft Minecraft Server

BDSM, Boundaries, Curiosity, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, fetishism, Intimacy, kink, kink community, KinkyCraft, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, personal growth, Pleasure, role playing, Self Discovery, Server, sexual awakening, taboo, unexpected

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and discover a whole new world of kinks that you never even knew existed in the world of blocky adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a thing for handcuffs. Our server is a place where you can explore your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. From lava dungeons filled with naughty surprises to secret underground BDSM villages, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that encourages you to embrace your inner kinkiness and let your freak flag fly high? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrills of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get kinky!

FriendshipCraft

Adulthood, Communication, Emotional support, Friendship tips, FriendshipCraft, healthy boundaries, lifelong friends, long lasting friendships, loyalty, maintaining friendships, maintaining relationships, mutual respect, people, personal growth, quality time, Social Connections, staying connected., strong friendships, support system, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Tired of boring adulting and need a break? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild! Our server is the ultimate friendship builder – forget awkward small talk at networking events, bond with your pals over building epic structures and battling mobs together!

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you age backwards every time you defeat the Ender Dragon – say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth! Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!