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PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Votes:	2894	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Void Gems Collected:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	5146
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	293
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Farms Harvested:	213
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mines Excavated:	1446

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	256094	Emeralds Found:	5199
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.