LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

CraftyFibsMC

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying chicken, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battle a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down to our crazy world and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4221	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

CraftyCensorMCServ

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3353	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

Black Market, Blood, Blood type O, DESPERATE, Desperation, dm me, Ethics, Exploitation, health crisis, illegal, KidneyCraft, kidneys, myanmar, organ donation, organ shortage, organ trade, organ trafficking, Poorest, POVERTY, Sell, social media, vulnerable

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magic Items Found:	5597
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	176	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Star Shards Collected:	193
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

Server Information:

IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: How often does the server get updated?

A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

Banhammered Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

HookedOnMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Items Found:	5002
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	2787
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

adult responsibilities, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, differing interests, difficulty levels, emotional reactions, Expectations, GFHikeOrBye, Hiking, internet research, misunderstandings, nature lovers, outdoor activities, outdoor adventures, relationship issues, setting expectations, Support, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	7387	Wilderness Tamed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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