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CraftyFoolery

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1375	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Potions Brewed:	194	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

WaterCooledAI

A.I, body temp, creationism, fact, humans, sweat, water cooled, WaterCooledAI

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered if humans are actually just water-cooled A.I.? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, we dive deep into the existential questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us for a wild ride where we ponder the mysteries of creationism and why we sweat to reduce body temp. Are we just advanced robots powered by H2O? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

So come on, join us and unleash your inner philosopher while crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where anything is possible. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? Let’s get weird and build some crazy stuff together!

SpiderCraft500mil

500 million years old, Ancient, ancient life, Arachnid, arachnology, arthropod, discovery, early spider, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fossil, fossil record, History, lineage, Paleontology, prehistoric, Science, Specimen, spider, spider ancestor, SpiderCraft500mil

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Votes:	4937
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

yo, u gotta join this server cuz we got a 500 million-year-old fossil that is, like, the great great great great granddaddy of all spiders, man. can u believe it? u can dig it up and put it in yo house and be like, “yeah, i got a piece of history right here, bro.” plus, this fossil gives u special spider powers in the game, like shooting webs and climbing walls. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a part of this epic spider lineage journey.

TickSon 1.16.5 everyone is invited to the Ukrainian Minecraft server

1.16.5, banner, everyone, invited, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, tg, TickSon, ticksonofficial, ticksonua, tt, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

group in tg – https://t.me/ticksonofficial

channel in tt-@ticksonua

51.77.33.154

The Imperfect SMP: Where You’ll Never Find Perfection like Java 1.21 on Hermitcraft, but At Least We’re LGBTQ+ Friendly!

APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, authentic, dedicated team, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, external events, Farms, Find, Friendly, hermitcraft, Imperfect, INCLUSIVE, java, LGBTQ, mature gaming experience, Perfection, player head drops, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skilled, smp, strict yet reasonable, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Youll

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crops Grown:	2075	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Overview of Perfectum SMP Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, survival
Age Requirement	15+
Server Features	Moderated gameplay Custom server seed Dedicated Discord application process Suggestion channel with voting system Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration 300+ members community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with selected plugins for performance and gameplay enhancements.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
How do I apply to join the server?	Visit the Discord server linked in the post and follow the application process provided.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged.
Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to ensure every voice is heard.
How quickly can I expect a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.

QuintCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, comedy, Drama, family, favorite quint, favorite quintuplet, friendship, high school, japanese anime, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Mystery, Netflix, quint, QuintCraft, Quintuplets, relationships, Rivalry, romance, school life, Server, Siblings, tv show

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all quint lovers out there! Join us and choose your favorite quint to play as – whether it’s the sassy one, the clumsy one, or even the one with the mysterious past (spoiler alert: it involves a llama and a time machine).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quint Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like llama racing, potato sack jumping, and synchronized block building. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the quint-tastic adventures begin!

WowCraft Minecraft Server

bad game, boring storyline, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Game, lackluster, low quality., Minecraft, not recommended, not worth it, Played, poor graphics, regret playing, Server, story mode, Sucked, terrible gameplay, underwhelming, unenjoyable, Unsatisfying, Waste of time, wow, WowCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

BdayBash Minecraft Server

Apology, BdayBash, Birthday, city, clean, drop off, friend A, friend B, friendship, hard drugs, help out, Hometown, MIL, Minecraft, Nervous, Recovery, refusing, relapse, Server, spend, Upset, Visit, wife’s friend

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrownUpFun Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, Childhood, Curiosity, Development, discovery, Experience, Exploration, GrownUpFun, growth, hobbies, interests, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Passion, perspective, Server, Surprises, transformation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Remember when you thought broccoli was boring as a kid? Well, this Minecraft server is like the broccoli of the gaming world – it may not seem exciting at first, but once you give it a try, you’ll be hooked!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players can ride on rainbow-colored minecarts and befriend talking chickens.

But that’s not all – our server also has a magical portal that transports players to a dimension filled with giant mushrooms and friendly unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that grants wishes to those who pet it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and wacky adventures! Who knew broccoli could be so much fun?

BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

BlockyBabies, childfree, Childless, children, decision, emotional fulfillment, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, Future, Kids, Legacy, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, Nah, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal expectations, Spawn

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	245	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!