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CraftyFoolery

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

UniFormidableCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6146
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1417
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	221	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	7415	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	7269
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Votes:	3262
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Farms Harvested:	687
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	18

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.