Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!
ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!
CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!
