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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7438	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3860
Farms Harvested:	568	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, break up, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating stories, Deceit, dishonesty, dumb excuses, emotional pain, ex, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, long tail, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationship problems, relationships, Server, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9672

Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!

Crafty Aussie Blokes

anger, Aus, Aussie, Ban, Blokes, bros, buy knives now, Country, Crafty, defiance, freedom, Frustration, Government, hate, knives, Politics, protest, Rebellion, regulations, restrictions, RIGHTS, weapons

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Potions Brewed:	146	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Votes:	164
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

i went outside for the first time in months and had a walk in Minecraft

Depressed, fresh air, Happiness, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Months, mood boost, Nature, outside, positivity, self compassion, self love, self-care, Sunshine, Time, Vitamin D, walk, warm sunshine

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Tired of being stuck inside like a sad little block in Minecraft? Join our server and bask in the virtual sunshine all day long! Our pixelated rays of happiness will make you forget that the real world even exists. Who needs vitamin D when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? Say goodbye to depression and hello to creepers trying to blow up your hard work. It’s a wild ride on our server, but at least you won’t have to worry about getting sunburned. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Blocky Boobs & Explosions: The ‘Hidan no Aria’ Minecraft Server

action, adaptation, Anime, Aria, badass, blocky, Boobs, Character development, comedy, cute, detective, dynamic personality, explosions, Female Protagonist, gunslinger, Hidan, Hidan no Aria, high school, light novel, Minecraft, Mystery, Riko Mine, romance, school life, Server, Skilled, Tsundere

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Riko Mine! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!

But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.

Blocky Bargains: Minecraft Real Estate – Buy a flat in Warsaw for $130k!

130k, affordable, Architecture, bargains, blocky, Buy, City Living, Cozy, Estate, European, Flat, high ceilings, interior design, Investment, Loft, Minecraft, MODERN, opportunity, Poland, Property, real, real estate, residential, SOLD OUT, unique design, Urban, Warsaw

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9039	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2967
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of missing out on amazing opportunities like buying a flat in Warsaw for only $130,000? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual flat for free! And guess what? No one can swoop in and buy it before you because you’re the master of your own virtual universe!

Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!

BlockyBaez – Rats and Hacks Welcome! 🐭🔨

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer a 3D live Dream Catcher experience that will blow your mind!

Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyCisComingOut: How Minecraft Made Me Embrace My Cisgender Identity

acceptance, cisgender, coming out, Community, Confidence, courage, CraftyCisComingOut, Embrace, empowerment, Game, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, representation, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, storytelling, Support, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true identity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to come out as cis!

Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!

Amnya’s Snowy Shenanigans

advancement, Amnya, Amnyas, Ancient, Antiquity, archaeology, Civilisation, Civilization, culture, discovery, Exploration, heritage, History, innovation, invented, Mystery, ruins, russians, Shenanigans, Siberia, Siberian ruins, Snowy, Technology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	379	Dragon Eggs Found:	4370
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Votes:	9627
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, get this – turns out Russians actually invented civilization! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about history because on this server, Mother Russia reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood Artists

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion on that white canvas of life! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant rainbow unicorns while battling evil zombie llamas with enchanted paintbrushes! Build your dream castle using blocks made of pure imagination and defend it against a horde of mischievous pixies trying to steal your precious loot. So come join us and let your creativity run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Tinder Blocks: Swipe Right for Adventure!

Adventure, blocks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dinner date, first impressions, match, modern dating, online dating, popular culture, relationships, self-confidence, self-presentation, social media, Social Skills, swipe, swipe left, swipe right, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	368	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
New Chunks Explored:	302640	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of swiping right and left on dating apps with no success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking platform!

Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!

So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!

Cunt Bread Crafters: Where We Bake Up Hilarious Adventures!

Adventures, Bake, baking, body positivity, Bread, controversial, Crafters, creativity, Cunt, Edgy, empowerment, FEMINIST, Food, hilarious, homemade, humor, post, Provocative, Self-expression, shock value, social commentary, taboo, Unconventional, Vagina

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	6693
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our fantastical Minecraft server where the main objective is to post bread from your…well, let’s just say a very unexpected location. Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box…or in this case, outside the bread box!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?