dumb excuse – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ChildhoodSayingMC SMP
cherished quotes, childhood lessons, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood quotes, childhood wisdom, ChildhoodSayingMC, enduring sayings, favorite sayings, impactful quotes, inspirational quotes, lasting memories, lasting quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable phrases, memorable sayings, nostalgic quotes, quotes to live by, smp, timeless quotes, wise words, words of wisdom
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.
We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.
But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.
So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

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EmoCartoonFeelsCraft
animated, animated characters, animated emotions, animated film, animated memories, animated series, animated storytelling, animated tears, cartoon, Childhood, EmoCartoonFeelsCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional scenes, heartwrenching, Memories, nostalgic, sad, tearjerker, touching
Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Redstone Revolution
2025, Armed Forces, budget allocation, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, Economy, geopolitical strategy, Government, military capabilities, military expansion, military investment, military modernization, military spending, national defense, Politics, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, state budget, strategic planning
lol imagine if russia spent 40% of their budget on minecraft instead of military 😂 like, they could build giant pixelated tanks and stuff. join our server and help us create the ultimate minecraft army to take over the virtual world! we have insane battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. who needs real weapons when you have diamond swords and TNT? come join the fun and let’s conquer the blocky universe together! 🚀💣🔥

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China Power Surge
#sustainability, carbon footprint, charging, China, Consumption, electricity, electronics, ENERGY, environmental impact, Globalization, Imports, Infrastructure, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, power, renewable energy, supply chain, Surge, Technology, Trade
Yo, join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Chinese electricity flowing through our pixels, making them extra lit! Imagine mining for diamonds with that extra spark, like you’re channeling the power of the Great Wall itself. Plus, our mobs are straight outta a kung fu movie, doing backflips and roundhouse kicks while you try to survive. So come on over and experience the electrifying adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we play with FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥

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TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition
adhd, Adults, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Edition, findings, hyperreactivity, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurological differences, research, sensitivity, sensory experiences, sensory overload, sensory processing, sensory processing disorder, sensory sensitivity, study, tactile defensiveness, tactile sensitivity, Touch, TouchyCraft
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.
but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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PolitVerse – political rp server Minecraft server
borders, city, Clans, Complaints, Discord, FAITH, Ideology, light RP, Minecraft, Online Map, Political, political orientation, regulations, rp, Server, SETTLEMENT, State, States, Suggestions, Support, Vanilla Survival, Wars
Politics, clans, states, wars and vanilla survival, you can peacefully play alone. Light RP.
Gameplay Features:– No single spawn, spine in random and periodically changing area (currently on a small island)– Ability to quickly survive with friends – tp requests (/rtp )– Old server version (1.8) and the ability to log in from 1.7 to 1.21. The focus is not on game mechanics, but on political opportunities and RP.
Create your settlement (3+ players), city (6+ players) or state, develop, fight and impose your ideology/political orientation or faith on others. An online map with borders is planned.
The server has recently opened, and we are still finalizing the regulations and technical components. There are few states and cities, have time to become leaders this season.
Any support, complaints and suggestions are provided in our discord server, all rules of the game and RP:https://discord.gg/8XnFTjUQtc
politverse.ru

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Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server
4koma, Account XP, Bagel, blocky, Blue Archive General, Blue Dmg, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, field, Friends, guides, indoors, Izuna, Kaiten, Kirino, Kisaki, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reijo, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, saya, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoor arena filled with insane challenges and torment with blue damage! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you can team up with your friends to take on crazy challenges and earn epic rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?
And if you’re looking for a real challenge, don’t miss out on our Total Assault: Kaiten event, where you’ll face off against urban enemies with insane difficulty and torment with yellow damage. It’s a test of skill like no other!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive Umika and Tsubaki guiding you on your journey. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, only on our server!

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/Minecraft SMP/ – Giggle Impact Society
character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, CLAYMORE, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, Giggle, Impact, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Nation of Pyro, Polearm, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, society, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, Web Event
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and more to take on epic quests and challenges!
But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in every day just to claim them. And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes – you’ll be swimming in Primogems in no time!
So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro with us! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret weapons along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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LunchBlocker2021
AITAH, cultural acceptance, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural expression, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural inclusion., cultural pride, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural tolerance, Diversity, food culture, lunch etiquette, LunchBlocker2021, microaggression, office dynamics, workplace conflict, Workplace Diversity
Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about smelly food drama again! Our server is a safe space for all cultures to express themselves through their lunch choices. Bring your stinkiest, most delicious dishes and never be judged for it. Plus, we have a “no neutral lunch policy” so you can eat whatever you want without fear of backlash. Join now and never feel like “that person” in the office again!

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RespawnWithBae
Afterlife, bring back to life, Cherished moments, emotional, eternal connection, Eternal Love, Grief, hypothetical scenario, longing, Loss, loved ones, Memories, missed dearly, Remembrance, RespawnWithBae, resurrection, reunion, Soulful, special bond, SPIRITUAL, Wishful thinking
If you could bring just one person back to life, why not bring back Steve from Minecraft? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue on our server with the OG blocky legend running around causing mischief. Plus, he could finally settle the age-old debate of whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior resource. Join our server and witness the resurrection of Steve, along with other wacky adventures that only our server can provide!

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