dumb excuse – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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What is the IP for jmancurly Minecraft Server?

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jmancurly is a passionate content creator and digital marketing specialist with a flair for creativity and innovation. With a background in graphic design and a keen eye for detail, jmancurly has been able to carve out a niche for themselves in the competitive online landscape. Their unique blend of skills and expertise have led to successful campaigns and projects that have captured the attention of audiences worldwide. Known for their commitment to excellence and professionalism, jmancurly continues to push the boundaries of what is possible in the digital realm.

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Arcane Steal

Bedrock compatibility, challenging structures, chat games, Cosmetics, Custom Items, Dungeons, exclusive items, Fair Gameplay, java compatibility, LifeSteal, Mini Games, non pay-to-win, Player Economy, player rewards, player-driven economy, PvP, PvP battles, skins, Survival, team collaboration, Treasure Hunts, unique structures, Vanilla, wealth building

At ArcaneSteal, we’ve revolutionized the classic Lifesteal gamemode with over 100 custom features designed to keep your gameplay fresh and exciting. Here’s just a small glimpse of what we offer:

Chat Games: Engage in fun chat games with the community and earn awesome rewards! Stable Player Economy: Trade, sell, and build your wealth in our balanced and thriving player-driven economy. Custom Items: Discover powerful, unique items that you won’t find anywhere else! Non-Vanilla Structures: Explore new, challenging structures filled with treasures and dangers. Teams: Form teams with friends, collaborate on epic projects, and dominate the server! Cosmetics & Skins: Personalize your character with exclusive cosmetics and skins that make you stand out. PvP & Dungeons: Test your skills in thrilling PvP battles or conquer challenging dungeons for rare loot. Java & Bedrock Compatible: Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, you can play with friends across platforms! Non-P2W Servers: Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay experience where everyone can succeed without spending money.

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Bijisocial Junior High School

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The BIJISOCIAL Community SMP Server is live once again! Join us in an immersive experience that blends adventure with realistic life elements. Explore, create, and collaborate with fellow players in our vibrant community.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start performing a synchronized dance routine. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the evil sheep overlords? You never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare loot. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the enchanted chicken, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door and buckle up for a wild ride!

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Cucked By A Jewish Princess Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Conspiracy Theory, controversial figure, cucked, cuckold, election, emotional trauma, gossip, HILLARY CLINTON, Infidelity, Jealousy, Jewish, Jewish princess, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, princess, psychological impact, public figure, Resentment, Revenge, Rivalry, scandal, smp, speculation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dull as cobblestone? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and plot twists crazier than a creeper explosion. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Hillary’s mysterious feud with a Jewish princess. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, anything can happen!

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Uncle’s Bash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family feuds, secret affairs, and intense emotional turmoil – all in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Our server is so wild, it’ll make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park. With plot twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for a reason to escape your own family drama, our server is the perfect place to do just that. Leave behind the real-life chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect castle.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

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WifeWarsMC

arguement, boardgames, Communication, Conflict, EXCLUDED, exclusion, extrovert, feelings, Friends, Hints, Introvert, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, new company, relationship, resolution, Social Group, Wife, WifeWarsMC

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel excluded like this poor wife at board game night? Look no further than our server, where everyone is included no matter what game they want to play!

Join our server and never worry about feeling left out because you don’t want to play a certain game. We have a special feature that reads your mind and automatically suggests games that you actually want to play. No more awkward situations like this poor wife had to endure!

Plus, our server is filled with extroverted players who will never let you sit out and watch. They will drag you into the game kicking and screaming if they have to! So come join us and experience the most inclusive Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DepressedDigger Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let the pixelated world heal your soul! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees that will sing you lullabies to cheer you up. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a therapist on the side, offering free counseling sessions to all players feeling down. So come on in and let’s turn those frowns upside down in the most absurdly fun way possible!

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EternalTacoTuesday

Appetite, comfort food, Cooking, cravings, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet, EternalTacoTuesday, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulgence, long term food choice, Meal, nutrition, recipe, satisfaction, Survival, Taste

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can only eat one type of food? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat ALL the foods! That’s right, we have a magical plugin that lets you chow down on anything from steak to cake to even enchanted golden apples. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have a buffet at your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Wars, where players battle it out using only their favorite food as weapons. Picture this: a player hurling bacon at their opponent, while another one defends themselves with a shield made of pizza. It’s a culinary showdown like you’ve never seen before.

So why settle for just one food when you can have it all on our server? Join us today and feast like never before!

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DroneCraft: Russian Invasion

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES flying around and violating airspace like it’s nobody’s business!

imagine being a part of a server where you can witness intense battles between NATO and Russia, all while building your own epic creations in the virtual world.

join now and experience the thrill of dodging drones while trying to survive and thrive in this chaotic world. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a top player and lead your own army to victory against the invading drones!

don’t miss out on the action and excitement, join our server now and see what all the buzz is about!

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