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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

NoPadInBedCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

RubbleRaiders

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3932	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	3328
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is important in our community.
2. No politics or other controversial topics	We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
4. Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and space.
5. Do not build too close to other players	Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!	Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
7. No advertising	We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

The Baller Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

PopSongPvP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Farms Harvested:	100	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to build a castle with your friends while jamming out to the best pop songs ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pop music party while you craft, build, and survive in a world full of crazy adventures. Picture this: you and your friends battling creepers while singing along to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” or building a roller coaster to the tune of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly DJ who only plays pop music from the 90s. Will you dare to dance with the spirits while mining for rare ores? Only the bravest players will survive the ultimate pop music challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a pop-tastic experience like no other!

CraftyCreeperSecrets

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where the dark secret is that all the mobs are secretly plotting against the players. That’s right, those cute little creepers and zombies are actually masterminds of chaos and destruction. But don’t worry, you can join forces with them and unleash mayhem on your fellow players for a truly unique gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground city filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a dragon who just wants someone to play chess with. Can you outsmart the dragon and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of entertainment, look no further. Join us and uncover the dark secrets of your profession as a Minecraft player.