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NoKidsNoProbsMC

balance, career, childfree, Conflict, different paths in life, family, family dynamics, family rift, freedom, Happiness, Honesty, honesty with kids, life choices, NoKidsNoProbsMC, parenting, personal choice, personal time, Respect, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, Truth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3439
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

MineCraftMansion

amenity, BONUS, comfort, convenience, exclusive, extravagance, Hidden Gem, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, MinecraftMansion, opulence, Premium, Privilege, rare, Rarity, Special, Splurge, Treat, Upscale

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your cute little pets? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise for all gamers!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles in the sky with blocks made of pure gold, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot.

So why settle for a boring old survival world when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your epic adventure awaits!

KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing

Army, captured, CASUALTIES, Conflict, conscription, conscripts, Defense, eastern europe, families, international relations, investigation, Killed, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, Military, missing, russia, Russian, Russian conscripts, search operation, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29

come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

EnerGuzzlerCraft

Beverages, caffeinated drinks, carbonated drinks, drink choices, drink consumption, drink habits, drink options, drink preferences, drink selection, drink variety, EnerGuzzlerCraft, energy boost, energy drinks, flavored drinks, hydration, liquid refreshment, Non-alcoholic drinks, soft drinks, sports drinks, sugary drinks, Thirst-quenching

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Surviving on a budget: No fancy stuff! Just plain old survival fun on CraftedSurvival server 1.21!

Additions, Budget, Community, CraftedSurvival, District, Fancy, Fun, grief-free, Homes, Ip:, Landclaim, Livemap, Mobheads, mojang, OnePlayerSleep, Plain, Playtime, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, Stuff, Survival, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Name:	Crafted Survival
Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Features:	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
IP:	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port:	19132

Overview

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla SMP offering a friendly, fun, and inclusive environment. We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible with a few extra tweaks we wish Mojang would add while providing a griefer-free and friendly community experience.

FAQ

What is a semi-vanilla SMP?

A semi-vanilla SMP is a Minecraft server that preserves most of the vanilla gameplay while adding some additional features to enhance the player experience.

How do I claim land on the server?

You can claim land by using the Land Claiming feature available on Crafted Survival. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game to protect and manage your land.

Can I play on the server with friends?

Absolutely! Crafted Survival encourages multiplayer gameplay and offers features such as Homes and TPA to make it easier for players to connect and play together.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Crafted Survival hosts various events and activities for players to participate in, such as building contests, treasure hunts, and more. Keep an eye on the server announcements for upcoming events!

How can I rank up on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you contribute to the community and the server, the higher your rank will be.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, Crafted Survival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community for all players. Any griefing behavior will result in immediate action from the server staff.

Can I use mods on the server?

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla server, so we recommend playing without mods to maintain the integrity of the gameplay experience. However, some mods may be allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages or disrupt the server balance.

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

afraid, anxiety, conquering insecurities, CreeperCraze, emotional wellbeing, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of the unknown, Inner Demons, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

SMPixelatedMadness – 404

83573656, comma separated, Generate, gt, HASHTAG, list, long tail, Numbers, previous, SMPixelatedMadness, tags

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

MomRageCraft

abusive mother, aita, arguments, Chores, Communication, coping mechanisms, ex-addict, Family issues, Flinching, forgetful, generational trauma, jumpy, Laundry, mom, MomRageCraft, Nervous, relapse, sleep deprived, Trauma, Volatile, Yelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

Blocktopia – Crafting a Better World

blocktopia, CHANGE, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Crafting, Empathy, global unity, healing, Hope, Humanity, Kindness, love, Needs, Peace, progress, resilience, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

A Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Need a break from the craziness of the real world? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of cake, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

achievement, Armed Forces, Army, ceremony, commander in chief, Defense, general, GeneralSyrskyis, Government, Honor, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Official, president, Promotion, RANK, recognition, Server, Syrskyi, Ukraine, ukraine news, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	987567	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ores Mined:	1247

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!