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Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4265
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

VtuberVibes Minecraft SMP – The CutestCraft

adorable, Anime, cute, cute boys, Cute girls, CUTEST, CutestCraft, digital influencer, Entertainment, Gaming, internet celebrity, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Livestream, Minecraft, online content creator, online personality, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VtuberVibes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is home to the cutest VTuber you’ll ever meet – she’s a pixelated princess who slays dragons with her kawaii powers and builds the most adorable castles you’ve ever seen.

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between giant pandas and creepers, or if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while exploring the vast lands of our world. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

But beware, there’s a rumor that a secret underground society of llamas is plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass blocks into rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with the VTuber and her army of fluffy bunnies to save the day? Only time will tell on this wacky Minecraft adventure!

MomWalkDownAisle Minecraft Server

AITAH, dad’s brother, distant relationship, Emotional distance, estranged relationship, family dynamics, Family Support, guilt trip, honoring family, Minecraft, mom, MomWalkDownAisle, mother-daughter relationship, not letting, parental support, Server, stepdad, uncle, walk down the aisle, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Emeralds Found:	1703	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5999	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll find diamonds in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where your uncle is the hero who helps you find your first virtual car, supports you through virtual health struggles, and even helps you renovate your virtual home. Meanwhile, your mom is off doing fitness activities and talking about her latest boyfriends like a distant friend. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life?

On our server, you can choose who walks you down the virtual aisle without any guilt trips or drama. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to building epic structures with your virtual family (or friends who feel like family). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some virtual memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset)!

NeglectedCraft

family celebrations, family dynamics, feeling forgotten, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling overlooked, feeling unappreciated, lack of validation, learning disabilities, NeglectedCraft, Overlooked, parental favoritism, sibling relationships, struggling in school, youngest child

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1061	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling overlooked and unappreciated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets to name their own sibling and pet! No more feeling left out or forgotten, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Imagine a world where your accomplishments are celebrated and your struggles are understood. On our server, we value each and every player, no matter their grades or learning disabilities. Plus, we have cakes with fillings that everyone loves, including you!

Don’t let your parents bring you down, join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs a younger sibling to name when you can create your own adventures in our virtual world? Say goodbye to feeling overlooked and hello to a community that truly appreciates you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show your parents that you’re not just whiney, you’re a gaming superstar! Let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one is left out. See you in the game!

UnforgettableCompliment – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mines Excavated:	1279
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as wild as the creepers! Picture this: you log on and immediately someone says, “Your pickaxe skills are so sharp, they could mine through bedrock with ease!” And that’s just the beginning. Rumor has it that if you join this server, your building skills will improve so much that villagers will start asking YOU for architecture advice. So come join us and bask in the glory of the most unforgettable compliments you’ll ever receive in Minecraft history!

BlockyPastPain

anxiety, behavior patterns, BlockyPastPain, childhood abuse, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Healing Process, hidden trauma, mental health, neglect, past trauma, ptsd, self-destructive tendencies, signs of trauma, subtle signs, Therapy, Trauma, unspoken signs

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	6436	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have had such traumatic childhoods that they will make your jaw drop! From building elaborate underground bunkers to hiding from imaginary monsters, our players have been through it all. Join us if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Items Found:	8285	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

LOL this server is so epic, even Russia thinks it’s insane! Like, they’re calling it the Kursk incursion, but we’re just out here having a blast building and mining. Sixth district is like, “peace out, we’re joining this server!” Come join us before we get evacuated to Minecraft heaven or something. It’s gonna be wild, bro!

Putin’s Escape Plan: Leave Ukraine or Bust

Bust, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, Escape, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Kursk invasion, Leave, military intervention, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Plan, political negotiations, putin, Putins, russia, The White House, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even putin was like “whoa, i gotta get in on this action!” but then the white house was all like “yo putin, u gotta stop the kursk invasion first, then u can play minecraft with us” and putin was like “fine, i’ll do it for the blocks.”

but seriously, this server is off the chain. we got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode rainbows, and a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. how cool is that?

so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a whole lot of tnt. we’re gonna have a blast!

Endangered Eats: Breed ‘Em by the Billions!

#sustainability, animal rights, Billions, Biodiversity, Breed, breeding, conservation, Cows, Eats, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, environmental impact, ethical eating, farming practices, food choices, global food supply, meat consumption, Pigs, species extinction, wildlife, wildlife protection

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, my fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll be able to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells).

AnxietyCraft: Stress-Free Zone

ADVANCE, Animal Behavior, anti-anxiety medications, anxiety treatment, AnxietyCraft, anxious behaviors, Brain, experimental research, humans, Manipulation, mental health, Mice, neuroscience, novel, pathway targeting, pharmaceuticals, research, side effects, Signaling Pathway, stress, stressfree, young, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can, like, totally cure ur anxiety? well, u gotta join this one, cuz we got some crazy scientists who figured out how to manipulate mouse brains to make them less anxious. and get this, NO SIDE EFFECTS, bro! imagine all the creepers u can face without feeling all nervous and stuff. join now and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

SmaggleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our server, where the smaggles smug smog smag Smiggles smegg! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Smaggles, a mythical creature that only appears once every full moon to grant wishes to lucky players. So come join us and experience the smaggles smug smog smag Smiggles smegg madness for yourself!