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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

SillySMPChatter

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	6712	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Blockhead Blunders

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	101	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchantments Applied:	255
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn grazing in the fields.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a Minecraft experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ApexMc Official Public Server

Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Climb to the top of the mountain where you can find the entrance for the official virtual representation of the Apex Hosting office space which was built inside of this mountain. This is where the team gets together weekly for meetings to test new game types and socialize.

play.apexmc.co

Olympianmc

Bosses, Custom Enchants, Rankup, Skills, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8314	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	268	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Olympian MC is a Minecraft server that was released in August 2022

We offer RPG skills, as well as Custom Enchants, Airdrops, Land Claiming, and a variety of other features, as well as custom bosses that provide massive prizes for progressing through the game. You can become the richest player, the best builder, remain undefeated in PVP, create and manage a town with your buddies, explore the world, and make friends and memories on the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join the server and give it a try.

We are a small and growing server and community that welcomes all with open arms. We have an active community, friendly staff that are always ready to lend a hand when needed.

IP: play.olympianmc.orgDiscord: https://discord.gg/olympianmc

play.olympianmc.org

⭐KiberCraft⭐ SURVIVAL ✘ MINI-GAMES ✘ DONATE server Minecraft

Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to KiberCraft!

Here you will find: survival, anarchy, BedWars, SkyWars and other mini-games!

The admin staff is made up exclusively of friendly guys who are always ready to help!

We are waiting for you at CyberCraft!

KiberCraft.didns.ru

Celestial Skies

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Celestial Skies is a network that’s looking for permanent staff members who are interested in helping out and joining a community.

We have a variety of positions open including Builder, Moderator, Administrator, and Developer. We have many perks to offer for those who exceed expectations within their role.

Staff Members placed in Staff Member Of The Month are eligible to receive free food of their choice to an extent (we’re not rich enough to purchase lobster).

If any of this interests you, apply on our webpage and join our discord for us to reach you.

We hope to see you onboard!

play.celestialskies.co

Kandyland

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	849	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	5072
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	284	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2710
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

New started server! Come join, learn and explore with us! 😀 Fun, friendly survival server with main focus on towny.

145.239.177.117

Galaxy world

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8354
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

This is a custom survival server available in almost all versions of Minecraft the IP is: galaxyworld.vyxtersv.com if you have any questions or suggestions join our discord and make it

104.243.33.224:25576

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

cars, weapons

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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m41.mcsuper.net

ArchonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	2550
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

ArchonMC is a premier Guilds RPG Server! Designed by players for the players. Offering, Guilds Survival, RPG style fighting, Dungeons, and a huge custom exploration map called Badlands. Team up with your Guild and fight the enemy monsters first hand in huge dungeons! Become an Adventurer, today.

play.archonmc.net

Faction Frontier state

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8397	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

A Geopolitical server that allows you to have fun with your friends will making a faction to fight other factions, create stores , and much much more.

147.135.84.173

Himono style

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Himono Style is a survival ONLY Minecraft server in which you can do everything that a multiplayer Minecraft server can offer you. RELEVANT COMMANDS: /rtp, /spawn, /sethome, /home, /party, /discord Join and enjoy the most VANILLA experience you can find, The server turns on when trying to enter

himonostyle.tk