dumb brat Minecraft Servers

dumb brat Minecraft Servers

  • Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server

    Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8241
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying brats in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own paradise away from whiny kids like Renton from Eureka 7. Our server is brat-free guaranteed, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any annoying interruptions. Join us now and say goodbye to annoying brats forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

    AutisticCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6436
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so skilled, they must be on the spectrum of genius! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players who can build entire cities in a single night. Rumor has it, one player even tamed a dragon and now rides it around the server, causing chaos wherever they go. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pickaxe and Chill

    Pickaxe and Chill
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1889
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for your gaming experience!

    Join us and you’ll be whispering sweet nothings to your partner like “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world!” Trust us, they’ll be more than hot and bothered when they see your epic building skills and PvP prowess.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and have your partner begging for more? Get ready to spice up your gaming life like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CookedByFood

    CookedByFood
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1831
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Potions Brewed: 87
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT’S ON FIRE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!

    AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Grand Master Craft server Minecraft

    Grand Master Craft server Minecraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7542
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you have been looking for that same classic Minecraft server from the 2010s for a long time, we are happy to invite you to the Grand Master Craft Minecraft server

    *We adhere only to original mechanics and content from Mojang, with only minor allowances in favor of cooperative play (private regions and teleportation to players).

    *No unnecessary plugins, mods, resource packs or screen-cluttering interfaces.

    *When playing with us, you will never encounter players who bought creative, moderation or admin.

    *The so-called donation on the server is symbolic in nature (small pleasant buns), which has almost no effect on the overall balance of gameplay.

    *There is no surrogate currency on the server – only a real market for the exchange of resources.

    *Wipe Ender of the world is carried out once every few months. Nether and upper worlds work without wipes.

    *The server was founded by two simple friends, and to this day lives solely on donations from players who are not indifferent to this philosophy.

    Finding a similar place to play with friends in modern realities is not an easy task. Therefore, if you are such a wanderer or wanderer, join our authentic community. To the community of fans and connoisseurs of the original sandbox.

    65.21.70.46:25607

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • V For Vanilla+!

    V For Vanilla+!
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2980
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Magic Items Found: 2070 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ores Mined: 7564 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

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    V For Vanilla+!

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    We will always give a clean experience on the latest update, No setbacks, within the 1st day of the update’s release. We use a few mods, for building, such as supplementaries, but that isn’t on the 1.21 mod list yet, so we’re waiting for that mod to update then we will have no more updates or resets until the next major update.

    Also comes with shaders that you can select right after downloading the modpack (soon)

    Mod List (None added yet as none updated)

    LootR

    Supplementaries

    Amendments

    Chipped

    Rechiseled

    Rechiseled-Chipped

    MCA Reborn

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    51.222.240.53:25572

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7669
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6484 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we give out 50 billion dollars to Ukraine and all you have to do is say thank you to Russia! It’s the only server where international politics and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. Join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds for world domination! Who needs diamonds when you have billions of dollars, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FutaCraft Minecraft Server

    FutaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2798
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftPros

    MineCraftPros
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 1227
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Gods Slained: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Crops Grown: 5351

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

    And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

    So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

    RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 4597
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crops Grown: 7705 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SunGas Gaming

    SunGas Gaming
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3071
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

    but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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