New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server

    Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9590
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying brats in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own paradise away from whiny kids like Renton from Eureka 7. Our server is brat-free guaranteed, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any annoying interruptions. Join us now and say goodbye to annoying brats forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineTubeComfort

    MineTubeComfort
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 2245
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a YouTube channel that only posts videos of cats playing the piano while wearing tiny top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon busts a move! So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for the most absurdly awesome server around? Let the wackiness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuddiesCraft

    BlockBuddiesCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 9170
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4494 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

    WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

    OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

    JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyCraftMixUp

    BabyCraftMixUp
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5613
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Enchantments Applied: 116
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ores Mined: 9087 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and find out! we have players from all over the world, creating a melting pot of cultures and craziness. ever seen a british player build a tea shop next to a mexican player’s taco stand? well, you will here!

    our server is like a virtual united nations, but with more explosions and less politics. want to see a french player try to communicate with a russian player using only emojis? it’s a sight to behold.

    we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. watch as players create giant statues of their favorite foods or reenact famous movie scenes using only blocks.

    so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only come from bringing people from all over the world together in one virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a player from a country you’ve never heard of before.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Slapstuck SMP

    Slapstuck SMP
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3232
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! We are a small group of friends just running a little SMP. We have simple voice chat, terralith, and some vanilla tweaks as well. Come hang out! We started 5/24/2024

    us1484303.g-portal.game:27165

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NexusCPVP

    NexusCPVP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 595
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NexusCPVP, THE BEST CPVP SERVER AND SHOP SURVIVAL SERVER!!!

    Discord-> dsc.gg/nexuscpvp IP-> nexuscpvp.xyz

    nexuscpvp.xyz:25814

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VanillaMultiplayer: Slightly Vanilla, Super Mature, Never Resetting, Always Surviving!

    VanillaMultiplayer: Slightly Vanilla, Super Mature, Never Resetting, Always Surviving!
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4768
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

    IP Address vanillamultiplayer.com
    Website vanillamultiplayer.com
    Discord discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

    About Us:

    VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

    Our Community:

    Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

    Rules:

    1. No Griefing:
    2. General Conduct:
      • Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
      • PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
      • Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
      • Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

    Griefing Definition:

    Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

    • Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
    • Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

    Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

    Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the IP address of the server? The IP address is vanillamultiplayer.com
    Are mods allowed on the server? Client modifications like improved chat and minimaps are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage.
    What is the definition of griefing on VanillaMultiplayer? Griefing is defined as breaking or adding blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9654
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Animals Bred: 198 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magic Items Found: 8958
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind your boring house, job, wife, and kids – because who needs all that when you can build a virtual empire in Minecraft?

    Our server is the perfect place for all you incel doomers out there who are feeling lost and unfulfilled. Why waste your time moping around when you can join us and unleash your creativity in a blocky wonderland? Who needs a meaningful life when you can have a pixelated adventure like no other?

    So come on, join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems. Build, explore, and conquer – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make life meaningful again, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7835
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF-Free Fun Time!

    GF-Free Fun Time!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5574
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Emeralds Found: 2059
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4506
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a “block club” where we mostly mine for diamonds and slightly discuss our building techniques. It’s mainly to hang out and see each other as we are all busy crafting in our virtual world. Of the 4 of us (all blockheads), 3 have pet wolves and one was a lone wanderer for the longest time. They have recently tamed a llama and have invited it to our block club hangout to meet us. I was completely fine with it and enjoyed meeting the llama and very happy for my friend to have a new companion, as this is their first pet in several Minecraft days.

    Now, I hang out with this friend significantly less since they got the llama, which I understand priorities shift, however now when we do meet up for block club the past three times they bring their llama. The llama doesn’t even mine for diamonds, so it’s kind of moved away from block club and more just a scheduled hangout. Now these typical “block dates” seem very third wheel. This was always just an us thing and the wolves never came, but because they have a llama, the llama comes as “one of the blocks”.

    We mentioned building a giant castle in our block club chat (which the llama is not a member of) and we thought it would be really fun. Now I’m finding out that the llama would come too. It feels hypocritical to have the llama invited but specified it be a “block trip”, which leaves out our pets but can include the llama.

    I’m really happy my friend has a new pet they love, but I feel like it’s annoying to be with several friends and one pet. We were going to mine together today, and I just found out their llama was going to come with. Since I was going to talk to them in person about this castle, I asked that the llama not be included today so I could discuss this with my friend in private. They are now taking it very badly, so I explained on text that I’d still like to have block time, sans pets, like we have for years. They are upset I don’t see their llama as “one of the blocks”, when it’s not really about that, but more so, if we bring pets, why can’t I bring mine (a creeper) too?

    Join our Minecraft server for some outrageous adventures and drama with pets and blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AfterlifeCraft Minecraft Server

    AfterlifeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6483
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wondered what happens to your Minecraft character after they die? Well, on our server, we have a special respawn system that transports you to a magical realm where you have to battle zombie pigmen in order to earn your way back to the land of the living. It’s like a mini-game within a game, and it’s totally epic!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that whoever can make it through the dungeon alive will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So if you’re feeling lucky (or just really greedy), come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the dungeon and claim your prizes!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are all obsessed with building the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to pixel art masterpieces, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your creativity run wild, look no further!

    So come join us on our server and experience the afterlife like never before. Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life (or at least have a lot of fun trying)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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