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CrackedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	161	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Have you ever cracked your phone screen by accidentally dropping it in a pit of lava while playing Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to do just that! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget you’re even holding a phone in the first place. Plus, we have a special “Diamond Pickaxe of Destruction” that will make your screen crack just by looking at it. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous ways to crack your phone screen, all in the name of Minecraft fun!

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

absurd demises, absurd fatalities, bizarre accidents, bizarre demises, bizarre fatalities, BlockyBlunders, comical deaths, comical demises, dumb accidents, dumb ways to die, foolish passings, idiotic fatalities, ludicrous demises, Minecraft, ridiculous accidents, ridiculous deaths, senseless deaths, Server, strange fatalities, strange ways to die, stupidest death, unusual deaths, weird fatalities

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

AbyssMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

AbyssMC is currenty a new skyblock server offering a unique experience with custom plugins. Join now as we have weekly updates and events that we are confident will intrigue any player joining for the first time.

abyssmc.net

Eternos

All, Cracked, PvP Survival, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	192
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

This is a server dedicated to player survival and inclusiveness with tlauncher support. This server is vanilla no mods and has ONE admin being me the owner ,the server is on when i host it so be ready!

Eternos_SMP.aternos.me

CreBlocks

Creative

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Emeralds Found:	1086	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

CreBlocks is a super fun creative server to build your imagination and have fun with your friends! The plot size is 75×75 and bigger plot sizes are coming soon! There will eventually be 125×125 , 250×250, and even 500×500! There will also be ranks coming soon which can let you do a lot of awesome things including World Edit! Tell your friends about CreBlocks and have fun!

creblocks.minehut.gg

Emperial smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Emperial SMP is a famous lifsteal SMP , Here you can play on of the famous GameMode Lifesteal and soon FFA etc, gamemode will come.Vote our server NOW!!!

play.emperialsmp.fun

The Refuge

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mines Excavated:	4436	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

The ‘Refugees’ of a bygone server creating our own wonderful and friendly server. We are mainly targeted towards the Furry community, but everyone is welcome of course!

Our server is a 16+, enhanced-vanilla survival; with emphasis on working together and having a good time. Some of the plugins we have featured on our server include basics such as Essentials, GriefPrevention, and CoreProtect; as well as some fun additions like McMMO and a Brewery plugin!

5.196.168.252

EagleCraftNetwork

Factions, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	6429	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Hello and welcome to our server, here you can find a few gamemodes like: SkyBlock, Factions, Prison and Parkour.

And a few more gamemodes will come later as we progress as a server.

We have an amazing staff team, a very respectfull one.

51.83.90.212:25593

Sunsmp

Dungeons, Multiplayer Survival, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crops Grown:	6921	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

🌞 Welcome to SunSMP – Where Adventure Awaits! 🌞

Are you ready to embark on a unique Minecraft journey like no other? Join us in the enchanting realm of SunSMP, where endless adventures, custom experiences, and epic battles await!

🛡️ Custom SMP Adventure 🏹Dive into a custom SMP experience that takes Minecraft to the next level! Enchant your weapons with exclusive custom enchantments and forge alliances with powerful clans to wage epic wars that will shape the server’s destiny!

🌱 Farm-to-Table Fun 🌽Experience farming like never before with custom crops, including juicy tomatoes and more. Build your own thriving farms and trade your bountiful harvest with fellow players for endless possibilities!

🏰 Conquer the Dungeons ⚔️Prepare for thrilling dungeon adventures! Our team is hard at work crafting exhilarating dungeons for you to explore. Gather your friends, form a party, and conquer these treacherous depths together. The first dungeon is set to release this Friday – don’t miss out!

🌎 Custom Worlds and Ores ⛏️Explore a world filled with custom landscapes and unearth valuable custom ores. Craft powerful tools and equipment to conquer the challenges that lie ahead. Your journey to mastery begins here!

🌟 Skill Trees and Classes 🌟Customize your character with skill trees and choose from a variety of unique classes. Develop your abilities, specialize in your chosen path, and become a true master of your craft!

🎉 Active Community and Events 🎊Join our thriving community of players who share your passion for adventure. Participate in server-wide events and celebrate milestones together. The SunSMP experience keeps getting better!

🚀 Minimal Lag, Pleasing Visuals 🚀Experience gameplay with minimal lag and immerse yourself in stunning visuals that will leave you breathless. Our server is optimized for the best possible performance.

🌐 No Mods, Just a Resource Pack 🌐Worried about complex installations? Fear not! SunSMP keeps it simple with just a resource pack. Dive into our immersive world hassle-free!

📡 Join Us Today! 📡SunSMP is where your Minecraft adventure truly begins. Are you ready to forge your legend, battle fierce foes, and create unforgettable memories with a welcoming community? Join us now and start your journey under the sun!

Server IP: play.sunsmp.euWebsite: https://sunsmp.euDiscord: https://discord.gg/vydX9uvh2F

Don’t wait; the world of SunSMP awaits your arrival!

play.sunsmp.eu

SurvivalOP

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

SurvivalOP – 1.8 – Survival con rankup – contracts – Store – items OP – Crates – Minigames – Skywars – TheLab – Ttrun – diversion 100% I hope you enjoy the server Owner Sapy_ If you have any questions or errors, contact Sapy_

147.135.181.214:25579

Retro Minecraft

Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Players Killed by Monsters:	6937

Welcome to Retro Minecraft Retro Minecraft is a Minecraft Beta Server currently operating on the version Beta 1.7.3 that is focused on the creation of an awesome PVE Towny experience which allows players to work together. Retro Minecraft is the oldest active Beta server running since late 2014 and in that time has developed an amazing community backing it. RetroMC is designed carefully to bring back Nostalgia while integrating advanced plugin systems to improve a mostly vanilla playstyle. Our development team has heavily customized the software and plugins of Beta 1.7.3 in order to make the most stable server possible in the community.

mc.retromc.org

Aserionsmp

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Introducing AserionSMP: Forge Your Own Adventure in a Living Minecraft World

Are you ready for a Minecraft experience like no other? Welcome to Aserion, where the game goes beyond just survival. I’m thrilled to introduce you to a unique multiplayer server, crafted with storytelling, challenges, and community in mind.

🌍 A World with a Story: AserionSMP isn’t just any server; it’s a living, breathing world with an unfolding story. Dive into an immersive narrative where your choices and actions have real consequences. As a player, you hold the key to influence the course of this ever-evolving adventure. Will you become a hero, a villain, or something in between? The choice is yours!

🌋 Epic Story Events: Prepare yourself for exciting story events that will sweep you off your feet. Uncover hidden mysteries, solve puzzles, and conquer epic challenges as you progress through the ever-expanding storyline. The fate of Aserion rests in your hands.

💰 Economy and Interaction: We’ve built a thriving economy with features like coin flips, shops, and an auction house. Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and compete in thrilling coin flips for your chance to strike it rich. Forge alliances and rivalries as you navigate this dynamic community.

🛡️ Land Claim: Secure your own piece of the world by using our land claim system. Build and customize your homestead, and protect it from the wilds of AserionSMP. Team up with other players to form powerful factions or go solo and carve out your own path.

🌟 Skills and Progression: Hone your skills in various professions as you progress through the server. Whether you’re a master crafter, a skilled miner, or a resourceful farmer, there’s always room for growth and mastery. Show off your expertise and become an integral part of the AserionSMP community.

AserionSMP is more than just a server; it’s an experience where your journey unfolds within a compelling narrative. The world is yours to explore, and the story is yours to shape. Join us today and embark on an epic adventure that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Come be a part of AserionSMP, where the story is yours to write. Your adventure starts now!

play.aserion.xyz:25505