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CrackedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Have you ever cracked your phone screen by accidentally dropping it in a pit of lava while playing Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to do just that! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget you’re even holding a phone in the first place. Plus, we have a special “Diamond Pickaxe of Destruction” that will make your screen crack just by looking at it. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous ways to crack your phone screen, all in the name of Minecraft fun!

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

absurd demises, absurd fatalities, bizarre accidents, bizarre demises, bizarre fatalities, BlockyBlunders, comical deaths, comical demises, dumb accidents, dumb ways to die, foolish passings, idiotic fatalities, ludicrous demises, Minecraft, ridiculous accidents, ridiculous deaths, senseless deaths, Server, strange fatalities, strange ways to die, stupidest death, unusual deaths, weird fatalities

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

KimJongBoomCraft

aerial footage, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, explosion, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KimJongBoomCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, North Korea, Propaganda, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, Video

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	2005
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	84	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!

CornerCrafters

AREA, CornerCrafters, Direction, emphasis, in their corner, location, long tail tags, over there, Place, pointing, Position, possessive pronouns, Repetition, specific area, specific place, spot, tags, Theyre

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	474233	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Villages Defended:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, the mobs do the macarena when u defeat them! not only that, but the diamonds literally rain from the sky! u want a pet dragon? sure thing, we got those too! and guess what? the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WaterMC: The Land of Drowning (Not a KitPvP Server)

Community, Discord, drowning, Event, Factions, foundation, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, KitPvP, Land, Longterm, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, watermc

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	447335	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Towns Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

WaterMC Server Overview

Server Type	Kitpvp, Survival, OG Factions
Looking For	Staff and Long-term Members
Discord	Join Our Discord
IP Address	play.water-mc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was WaterMC created?	WaterMC was created a few days ago.
What type of staff are you looking for?	We are looking for long-term staff members to help build our community.
What can I expect from the server?	We offer kitpvp, survival, and soon OG factions gameplay.

Evangelion Re-Take 2 Minecraft Server

action, Anime, asuka, Drama, evangelion, fanfiction, Late, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, misato, NERV, Posting, Re-Take 2, Rei, retake, ROBOT, Sci Fi, Sequel, series, Server, SHINJI, Thread

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where giant flying pigs roam the skies, where diamonds rain from the heavens, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil bunnies, or explore the mystical realm of the Nether where you can challenge the Pigmen to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure emerald. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly epic and absurd Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

TransLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, compassion, DATING, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Kindness, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-binary, open-minded, relationships, Romantic, self-acceptance, Server, supportive, tolerance, trans rights, Transgender, TransLove, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find a cute trans girl who is not only sweet and loving but also a pro at building epic structures! Join now and she might just build you a castle fit for a king (or queen)! Who needs diamonds when you have a diamond of a girlfriend on this server? Join us for a love-filled adventure like no other!

OriginalityCraft Minecraft Server

Ageism, Assertiveness, Boundaries, cafe, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, handling difficult customers, ice cream, job etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, Nursery, originality, OriginalityCraft, Professionalism, Respect, Safety, Server, Toddler, Workplace, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of entitled parents causing a ruckus in your daily life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toddlers can’t pant on your glass while you scoop ice cream! Our virtual cafe is free of middle-aged ladies demanding ice cream and glaring at you for looking out for their child’s safety. Plus, you can work with children without being accused of being a child yourself! Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world.

LaundryCraft: Hubby’s Heavy Hamper Haul

anger, Apology, attitude, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, Frustration, Hamper, Haul, heavy, Help, Household, Hubbys, husband, Laundry, LaundryCraft, Marriage, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, stubbornness, Support, teamwork

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any laundry-related drama like this! Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of arguing over who should bring down the laundry basket.

Our server is the perfect escape from the daily grind, where you can let your creativity run wild without any unnecessary drama. Plus, we guarantee that no one will slam a laundry basket on the floor in front of you – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank!

So come join us on our server and leave the laundry basket disputes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to help you carry your virtual loot!

WildlifeWonders Minecraft Server

adaptation, Animals, Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, discovery, ecosystems, education, endangered, Environment, Evolution, fascinating fact, fascinating wildlife facts, habitats, Minecraft, Nature, research, Server, species, Surprising, unaware, wildlife, WildlifeWonders

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, the wildlife is so wild that the pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo? It’s a sight to behold, trust us. And if you join our server, you can witness this epic spectacle for yourself! So come on down and experience the craziest wildlife you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular animals when you can have pigs riding chickens like they’re on a wild west adventure? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

PixelPeenPics4U

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3916	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns you into a superhero with the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and ride a dragon into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, every full moon we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyCosmicConsciousness

Awareness, Big Bang, combined, Consciousness, Cosmic, CraftyCosmicConsciousness, Evolution, Existence, Origin, particles, scattered, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-aware, self-awareness journey, self-conscious, self-existence, self-identity, self-realization, Universe

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

so like, this server is where all those particles ended up, and now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together. can you imagine? particles playing Minecraft? it’s like a party in your brain, man.

join us and be part of this cosmic adventure where you can build your own universe, mine for diamonds with aliens, and battle giant space creepers. it’s like, out of this world, literally.

plus, our community is so cool, you’ll feel like you’re hangin’ out with the Avengers. we’ve got Iron Man building skyscrapers, Hulk smashing everything in sight, and Black Widow sneaking up on unsuspecting players. it’s wild, man.

so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret to unlocking the power of the universe in Minecraft. or maybe you’ll just make some new friends and have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be epic.