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DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Approval, armored vehicles, Australia, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deliver, Diplomacy, downundercraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, M1A1 Abrams Tanks, Military, military assistance, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

BackwardCraft, CounterTerrorism, extremist organization, foreign policy, heckin, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah capabilities, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah tactics, Hezbollah threat, iran, Islamic extremism, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, political instability, regional conflict, sanctions, Terrorism, U.S. official

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

ACADEMIC, Assembly, Assembly Theory of Everything, Crafty, Debunked, Evidence, Hypothesis, New Researcher, peer review, refute, research, researchers, scholarly, Science, Scientific community, Scientific consensus, scientific discovery, Scientific inquiry, Scientific method, scientific research, study, theory, validity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Emeralds Found:	3030

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3374	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, ANONYMOUS, Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, emotional needs, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, seeking approval, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, smp, societal pressure, Therapy, toxic behavior, validation, validation seeking, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutisticCraft, bar, broken glass, cleaning up, Communication, customer behavior, customer relations, customer service, disability, discipline, disruptive behavior, handling conflicts, health and safety, managing drunk customers, Minecraft, sensitivity, Server, serving drinks, staff only area, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly customers at your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! No more broken glasses or entitled customers, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can stack glasses as high as you want without any consequences. Let your creativity run wild and build the tallest tower of glass blocks – no clean up required!

And don’t worry about offending anyone with disabilities, because in our virtual world, everyone is treated equally. You can even have a friendly chat with our AI bartender who never gets tired of serving drinks.

So say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz

affordable, basement suite, Canada, Condo, EvictMePlz, expensive, Girlfriend, income, inconsiderate, Lease, living situation, moving abroad, moving out, normal suggestion, one bedroom apartment, Rent, rent payments, RoomieGFswap, roommate, saving money, suggestion, west coast

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!

On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!

Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!

YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Contentment, discovery, Experience, Gratitude, growing older, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure time, Maturity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, Relaxation, self-care, smp, wisdom, YouthfulIgnorance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!

TinyBlockJoy

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joy, little joys of life, little pleasures, little sources of happiness, little things, moments of joy, simple joys, simple pleasures, small delights, small gestures, small joys in life, small moments, small sources of joy, small things, small things that bring happiness, tiny happiness, tiny joys, TinyBlockJoy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords.

Our server is home to the legendary “Happy Block,” a magical block that, when broken, showers you with an endless supply of cake and puppies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth

#sustainability, climate change, common global issues, deconstruction, Earth, Earth-centric approach, Environmental Law, Global cooperation, global governance, global problems, GlobalCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international legal system, international organizations, international relations, international treaties, Lawless, legal framework, legal reform, policy making, radical re-organization, structure

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1161
Mines Excavated:	1196	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of law and order, but in blocky pixel form. we got international law that’s so messed up, even the creepers are like “wtf mate?” u gotta help us deconstruct and re-organize this mess, or else the zombies gonna start filing lawsuits. come join the chaos and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. also, we have free cake for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cake? let’s do this, gamers!