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Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
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