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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9967 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 7624 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever dreamt of living in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, we have a Candyland biome where you can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against their furry rebellion? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and relive your childhood dreams in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky and wild?