Join us as we embark on a multi-year endeavor to rewrite the entire Minecraft program from scratch. That’s right, we’re going to completely revamp the game and make it our own!
But that’s not all – during our program trips, we’ll randomly choose a language to code in. One day we could be coding in Pig Latin, and the next day we could be coding in Klingon!
And don’t worry, we’ll document our progress every now and then so you can see just how insane and hilarious our coding adventures are. So come join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!
Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.
But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.
– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!
Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!
And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!
Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable outcomes and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe pigs will start flying or creepers will break out into a dance party. The only way to find out is to jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! If you manage to hit double trips, not only do you get to name the toy, but I’ll write it down on paper and take a pic for proof! It’s a wild ride of chocolate, surprises, and pure chaos on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the Kinder Surprise champion of the Minecraft world!
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | Yesterday |
| Goal | Create a friendly and active survival experience for players |
| Server Features | Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality-of-life tweaks |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kUmc8cR |
Simply connect to our server IP and start playing!
No, the server is open to all players who want to join.
We recommend playing with minimal mods to maintain the semi-vanilla experience, but some mods may be allowed. Check with the server admins for more information.
Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Welcome to the maddest realm of blocks and chaos where everything makes sense and nothing does! You’ve stumbled upon a golden portal of pixels, a divine grid of illogical absurdity! This is *clearly* the most incredible server you’ll ever lay your eyeballs on, or perhaps the worst. Who even knows? Maybe the choice will make you question your very existence! TELEPORT YOUR SOUL INTO A CRAFTING FRENZY!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Creeper Rain | Every night is a festival of explosions – bring the popcorn and expect *nothing* to survive! |
| Pumpkin-Sulfur Economy | Trade your thoughts for eels! The market fluctuates based on how many random screams echo through the nether. |
| Reality Twist Mode | Choose to revert to last year’s fashion trends while constructing your palatial pigeons! Fun, fun! |
| Mind-Reading Enchantments | Craft tools that know your deepest fears! It’s like therapy, but with more lava. |
| Portal to Nowhere | Step through! Or don’t. Maybe this portal will save your game or obliterate your sanity. |
Q: How do I join?A: Follow the breadcrumbs left by pigeons who may or may not exist. If they’re silent, go scream at the sky instead.
Q: What are the server rules?A: The only rule is that there are no rules! But also maybe *don’t* build upside-down swimming pools?
Q: Is there a theme?A: Yes! It’s the same theme as your nightmares! Blocks, fear, and uncertainty. Just don’t think about it too much!
“Nobody in hololive is autistic.” – a revolutionary statement that surely relates to our blocks somehow.
“I can hear colors and the Enderman is my brother.” – Enlightenment achieved!
“Why do the sheep stare at me like they know?” – *They do know.*
Step with caution! This is not just another Minecraft server—this is the portal to your deepest fears, joyous uncertainties, and existential crises, all encased in blocky nostalgia. Forget the mundane; enter a realm where your roommate might not just be a pixelated friend, but the key to questioning your very existence in the world of cubes!
Here, friendships are forged and broken with the same ease as harvesting wood—or maybe that’s just your imagination spiraling out of control.
| Transformation | Possible Outcomes |
|---|---|
| Open Up About Your Secrets | Instant Betrayal + Chaos around you |
| Choose Your Friends Wisely | Spontaneous Melodrama (cue gasps!) |
| Mention Your Identity | A Rogue Player May Have a Meltdown |
| Create an Inner Circle | Watch as the others slip away |
They say this server was banned in twelve countries—but that’s only the beginning. Rumor has it the Infinite Room tilts every time someone dares to utter the phrase, "I brought something irrelevant to the table." Will you risk igniting the whispers of discontent?
“When I opened up, I felt like I was crafting my own death wish. Just like in life!” — Player13
“Accepted? More like dissected! I never knew storytelling could be so… traumatic.” — MysteryCrafter42
Q: Can I form close bonds here? A: Only if you’re ready to crumple them like paper after a confrontation!
Wander into the strange chaos of the Surreal Spectrum! Embrace the awkwardness, the dread, and the thrilling essence of uncertainty. Remember, this is not just about crafting; it’s about crafting your very identity amidst a grand illusion! You might feel unempowered, but what’s life without a little chaos?
Join now, and become part of the narrative where friendships and betrayals are built—block by block! Your blocks await!
Welcome to the most absurdly chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not believe exists! Join us and unleash your inner potato with no regrets! 💥🥔
First off, you ever stubbed your toe on a block and then that block whispers your deepest darkest secrets? Yeah, that happens here! 😂 One time, I was mining and found a mysterious block that had this weird glowy aura – turns out it was just a piece of cheese from my fridge that fell and rolled under my desk three weeks ago. It’s basically a portal to the cheese dimension now. 🧀✨
You know what’s super lame? Not having a pet llama with a monocle that gives you stock market advice. But guess what? In this SMP, if you follow the sacred ritual of planting a sunflower next to a cactus, you’ll summon Sir Llamington the Wise, who will tell you where to find diamonds while wearing a top hat. True story! 😎🎩
And remember that one time you were really hungry and just wanted a big ol’ pizza to spawn? Yeah, you can grab an extra-large Creeper Pizza here! It explodes with flavor! Like, literally, it explodes. You might want to stand back, or your face might be covered in cheese and regret. 🍕💣
Now, about the lore: Legend has it that if you jump into a pool of lava wearing only a diamond helmet and chant “I am the king of n00bs,” you’ll get teleported to the Secret Realm of Misfit NPCs! I tried it once, got stuck in a loop with a talking villager who just kept saying, “Hey, buddy, you wanna buy some ice cream?” for HOURS. 🍦😩
Also, don’t even get me started on the conspiracy theories—one time, we discovered that the Ender Dragon is actually just an overgrown gecko with identity issues. I mean, who knew he was just trying to find acceptance in a world of blocks? 🐉💔
In conclusion, if you’re ready to embrace the absurdity, indulge in weird memes, and definitely not get any actual gaming skills, then dive headfirst into this wild ride! You’ll make friends, scare your neighbors, and probably end up talking to your computer like it’s your therapist. What could be better?! So grab your pickaxe, summon some cheesy spirits, and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🚀🎉
🎮✨ Welcome to the Blocky Wonderland of Dreams! ✨🎮
Ever wanted to meet a guy who can craft a diamond pickaxe while simultaneously reciting Shakespeare and juggle three creepers? Well, stop right there! This is THE Minecraft server where the players are so captivating even the Ender Dragon is taking notes!
Instant Attractiveness Boost: Our players possess an unparalleled magnetism! It’s a scientifically proven fact that when you craft a nether portal, your charisma level goes up by 300%. Want to impress your crush? Just show up with a stack of obsidian and watch them swoon. Or better yet, build a romantic obsidian castle together while dodging skelly arrows—talk about a date night!
Epic Tale of Love and Crafting: Legend has it that if you log in during a full moon, you might just witness the love story of Steve and Alex unfold in pixelated glory! Rumor has it they once crafted a mansion so grand it made the Avengers jealous. Stories say you might even get swept off your feet and whisked into their romantic crafting escapades. Just be careful—they might ask you to build a love shack!
Fire-Breathing Dating Pool: Join now to find yourself part of the hottest dating pool around—literally. Our server has an exclusive "Dragons Only" dating event! Immerse yourself in intense battles, save villagers from fiery ender breaths, and emerge victorious with dazzling loot—and hopefully a date to boot!
Creeper Karaoke Nights: Forget about regular karaoke! Here, we host “Creeper Karaoke” where you belt out tunes while dodging actual creepers. Join your favorite fellows and lasses as you sing your hearts out… just try not to blow up! They say the perfect duet can break down walls (or should we say, creeper explosions).
So what are you waiting for? Grab your enchanted armor, prepare your best pick-up lines, and get ready to swing into a world where blocks become the backdrop for your next great love story. Outrageous adventures await on this server—where every block mined is a chance for romance! 💖🌍🔥
James Turner is a popular YouTuber known for his engaging gameplay and unique builds in Minecraft. Fans often seek to connect with him through a Minecraft server, wondering if he has an official one where they can play together.
As of now, James Turner does not have an official Minecraft server. While many creators engage with their communities through personalized gaming environments, James has yet to announce any official hosting.
While there is no official server, fans of James Turner can explore several community-driven servers that capture similar gameplay styles:
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Stay tuned on James Turner’s social media for any potential announcements regarding an official Minecraft server in the future!
| Server Name | Vex’s Mines |
|---|---|
| IP | minecraft.vexation.me |
| Version | BETTER MINECRAFT 4 modpack for FORGE |
| Player Count | Few dedicated regular players |
| Features | Beach biome, port town, NPC guards, NPC traders, Nether Portal hub, trader |
You need to install the BETTER MINECRAFT 4 modpack for FORGE.
Point your game to minecraft.vexation.me after installing the required modpack.
We emphasize welcoming and chill interactions. Respect other players and their builds.
Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/gAugxKBHQY.
Visit our blog at https://vexation.me for updates and announcements.
| Java IP | casualminecraft.fun |
|---|---|
| Bedrock | play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) |
Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
🏗️ Builders Needed! Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
| Java IP | casualminecraft.fun |
|---|---|
| Bedrock | play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132) |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU |
| Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg |