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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6041 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.