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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3998 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!