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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7107 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT CAN RAP BATTLE. AND IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A GOLDEN CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND SKELETONS DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE? YEAH, IT’S WILD.
SO COME JOIN US, BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION. AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN.