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CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mines Excavated:	2647
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Votes:	588	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	7642	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	861394
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8009	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mines Excavated:	3650	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!