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Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8592
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you fed up with pesky homo parasites causing drama on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, these troublemakers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we rid the world of all drama llamas. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of sassy llamas who love to party and pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show those homo parasites who’s boss!

SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Votes:	2808	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	6086
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	465	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

Minecraft, Queen, YASSSS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	220	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Emeralds Found:	3028

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9699	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Votes:	2520
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8771
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!