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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 821 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!