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CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8018

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	310786
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

90s, Arcade, Childhood, classic, console, Crafty, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, innovation, Interactive, lol, McLaughingtons, Memories, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Retro, Shack, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual reality, well

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

America, Attack, catastrophe, Crafty, CREW, crisis management., Daniel Hagari, Edition, emergency, emergency preparations, Finisher, heads up notices, hezbollah, Hospitals, idf, Instructions, international relations, iran, lolz, Military, one way flights, press conference, Public Safety, rumor, SCHOOLs, security measures

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

14-hour Broadcast, Balmung, Chat, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, General news, In-game Events, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, Marilith, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Previous Expansion, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shirogane, Ward 11, Ward 13, Ward 16, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Votes:	1386
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	132

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9685	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!