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TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	5027	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	491
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1824
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	142
Zombie Dances:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Towns Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy relationships, Honesty, Listening, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, valuable advice, valuable relationship advice

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more than just blocks and mobs – you’ll find love! That’s right, our server is where friendships bloom like red roses and alliances are forged stronger than diamond swords.

Join us and experience the most epic love story of all time – between a player and their trusty pet pig, Bacon. Witness the heartwarming tale of how they conquer dungeons together, build magnificent castles, and even go on romantic sunset walks through the pixelated plains.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also receive relationship advice from the wise old villager, Greg. He may not have the best social skills, but his wisdom is unmatched when it comes to matters of the heart. Whether you’re struggling with a creeper of an ex or trying to woo that special player across the server, Greg’s got your back.

So come join us on our server, where love is in the air and diamonds are just waiting to be mined. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky Bedrock Bliss

bedrock, Bliss, blocky

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

VovchanskCraft Minecraft Server

Aggregate Plant, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Minecraft, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, standoff, Tension, troops deployment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, Vovchansk, VovchanskCraft, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

haha u want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, join our server where we have epic battles like the Ukrainian army blocking Russian troops at Aggregate Plant in Vovchansk, Kharkiv Oblast!

we got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a skeleton ambush. come join us and experience the chaos of war…in Minecraft!

we promise you’ll have more fun than a pig rolling in mud and more laughs than a chicken trying to fly. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!