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WakeyCraft

aita, Apology, Argument, comfort, Communication, Conflict, crying, dry shampoo, emotions, family, Frustration, morning, sister, Sleep, stress, summer camp, summer vacation, teenager, Understanding, WakeyCraft, waking up

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1320
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	353595
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Emeralds Found:	6223	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	8763
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Villages Defended:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Animals Bred:	121	Crops Grown:	6496
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	3381	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!