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BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	728	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, guidance, helpful tips, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful guidance, mentor advice, Mentorship, motivational words, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, valuable life lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	7080

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

90s cartoons, childhood memories, kids shows, Nostalgia, SatMorningNostalgia, Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday Morning Classics, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Favorites, Saturday Morning Flashback, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday Morning Nostalgia, Saturday Morning Programming, Saturday Morning Television, Saturday Morning Throwback, Saturday Morning TV, Saturday Morning Viewing, Saturday Morning Watchlist, tv shows

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1945	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	359
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TrapCraft: 108 Nations

developing countries, economic analysis, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic policies, economic prospects, economic report, economic stagnation, economic trends, emerging markets, Financial Stability, global economy, income disparity, income inequality, income levels, middle-income trap, Nations, poverty reduction, sustainable growth, Trapcraft, World Bank

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the world bank of minecraft servers, but without all the boring stuff. we got 108 countries riskin’ gettin’ stuck in the ‘middle-income trap’ but not us, we livin’ large in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

come join us and build ur way to the top, we got crazy challenges and epic quests that will make u forget all about those boring real world problems. forget the world bank, come join our world of blocks and have the time of ur life.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of this epic adventure. come join us and let’s show those other countries how it’s done in minecraft land.

PetPalsMC

alleviate anxiety, animal companionship, attachment, childhood abuse, coping mechanism, depression, emotional connection, Emotional support, lower generalised anxiety, mental health, mental health benefits, pet therapy, PetPalsMC, Pets, psychological well-being, Strong Bonds, study, therapy animals, trauma survivors, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8003	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz itz proven dat havin strong bonds wit pets helps with anxiety n depression, especially if u were abused as a kid. like, 200 women were studied n dey found out dat if u luv ur pet lots, u feel less anxious. so come join dis server n make sum furry friends to help u feel bettaaaa! 🐶🐱🐰 #mentalhealthmatters #petsarethebest

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Algerian boxer, AquaCraft, athletes, Cheating, Chinese swimmer, Competition, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, performance-enhancing drugs, Race, Server, shut the fuck up, Social Issues, sports, steroid cheaters, tranny, Transgender, Victory, white people, Wins

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of all the drama and controversy in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swimming in is diamonds, not steroids! Our Algerian boxers are undefeated champions, and there’s no room for haters yelling “tranny” here. Plus, if you’re white, don’t worry – we won’t tell you to shut the f*** up, we’ll just invite you to join our epic battles and crazy adventures! Join now and leave all the real world nonsense behind!

JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP

American dream, Author, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, culture wars, dislike, Hillbilly Elegy, JD Vance, JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP, Like.., Ohio, opinion, POL, Politics, public figure, REPUBLICAN, Senate, Social Issues, veredict, Working class

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with political debates, conspiracy theories, and questionable memes.

We have a special faction called “The Vance Gang” where we debate whether JD Vance is a hero or a villain. Will you join the fight for justice or chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Cave” where players can unleash their inner troll and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Just be prepared for the consequences because things can get pretty wild in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

BraidCraft: Bridezilla Edition

bachelorette party, black bridesmaid, boho braids, BraidCraft, bridal party, bridal shower, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, bridezilla, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Edition, friendship, hairstyle, Natural hair, Uniform, Wedding, wedding day, wedding day preparations, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding tasks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring, uniform weddings where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and express your individuality with our boho braids theme – because who wants to be uniform anyways?

We understand the struggle of managing natural hair at all-day events, so why not rock some fabulous braids instead? Our server is all about embracing diversity and unique styles, so you can feel comfortable and confident while playing with us.

Forget about bridezillas and their crazy demands – on our server, you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment. So come join us and let your hair down (or up in braids, we don’t judge) for a wedding experience like no other!

BondingOverBlocks SMP

10. Quick bond, 11. Commonality, 12. Shared humor, 13. Relatable story, 14. Similar values, 15. Shared goal, 16. Instant chemistry, 17. Shared perspective, 18. Quick understanding, 19. Mutual respect, 2. Shared experience, 20. Easy camaraderie., 3. Common interest, 4. Similar background, 5. Mutual passion, 6. Quick rapport, 7. Icebreaker, 8. Easy conversation, 9. Instant friendship, BondingOverBlocks, instant connection, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Votes:	5750	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and bond over the shared trauma of accidentally setting your entire base on fire because you thought placing lava next to wood was a good idea! Nothing brings people together like a good old-fashioned disaster. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and the occasional jump scare, then this is the place for you! Join now and see if you can survive the madness.