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  • ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

    ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

    One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! 😂 He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

    So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! 😉🧔🪓

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

    UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

    Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

    Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

    And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

    Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFlicksMC

    CraftyFlicksMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

    MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

    High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Portal Message Billing Fun

    Portal Message Billing Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

    imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SCP SITE-19

    SCP SITE-19

    New Minecraft Servers

    SITE-19 Roleplay Server
    “SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server new? Yes, the server has just been released.
    What can I play as on the server? You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
    Is there lag on the server? No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
    What events are hosted on the server? We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

    Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

    We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

    Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

    And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

    So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GameplayCraft

    GameplayCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

    Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP