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SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

NoSleep4U

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Cologne, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, dry humor, Fragrances, Friend, Hypocrisy, NoSleep4U, Personal preferences, personal space, relationships, Respect, rude comment, self-confidence, Self-expression, social etiquette, unsolicited opinion

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4712
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

Alphaline

Alphaline, Roleplay

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	941
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

About us Are you looking for a server that allows conflict, griefing, and stealing, but isn’t the main focus? Then you’ve found the right place! We allow almost everything between players besides hacking. You wanna be a mercenary? You wanna get revenge on someone? You wanna be a peaceful farmer living out in the fields? Feel free! Our goal is to allow players to have as much freedom as possible while also giving a realistic experience akin to a real society or Model UN. What makes us different Alfalin is a semi-vanilla geo-political server focused on player freedom and interaction. We have countries, borders, a plethora of plugins that you can see on our discord, a custom map, and none of those pesky war rules that you have to deal with in most servers. If you wanna get revenge and start a war feel free, anything goes. The World Our custom map is 7,000 x 7,000. The entire map was hand made and has custom biomes laid throughout. There are volcanos, jungles, tundras, and more. We hope you can add to it with your creations. How to Join- Join our discord here https://discord.gg/E93H6vp689

– Our rules, server tweaks, map, and ip are in the Discord – To join the Minecraft world simply send your ign in #unwhitelisted-general and send any questions you have

Architect SMP

Architect, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

ARCHITECT SMP SEASON 5

EXPERIMENTAL SNAPSHOTS

We are currently playing on 1.20.4 with the 1.21 experimental snapshot features! (excluding the new trial chambers.) Having the fresh tuff blocks and extra copper additions, and more!

The ArchitectSMP is an inclusive and warm group with the aim of making a pretty world together brimming with stories, possible (super-secret) shenanigans, and amazing memories.

Our vision drives us to keep redstone use to a minimum, meaning we do have foundational rules to keep farming to a relaxed level of use.

We are looking for individuals who must be 21 years or older, preferably from the American or European time zones. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just branching out, you’ll find a welcoming community of Architects from all walks of life who are always willing to join in, collaborate, and talk.

Join us to be connected to the stories of our homes, community areas, and player lore! From shops in the ground; to a megazord in the rocky sea. We can’t wait to see what you may create! Season 5 of Architect SMP has started late August, with plenty of time to join in on all the Season 5 shenanigans!

-= APPLICATIONS =-

Join our discord, go to the #application channel, and fill in the application at the top!

We may ask to see screenshots of your favourite build to show us your style, inspirations, and overall vibe as a possible future Architect!

Architect Links

Architect Website: https://info.architectsmp.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C

Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com/

Server Location: France

“A lovely server. Considerate and thoughtful group of people with some really skillful and impressive builds. Owners diligently tend to their server. I cannot say enough good things about it, come and build a few things.”- Fromtia

FunnySMP

funnysmp, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp

Hey!

A few days ago, I decided to open season 2 of my server after the success of the first 1.19 season. The server is entirely vanilla and has a very chill and friendly community.

Now’s the best time to join us on this adventure!

Just join my Discord and I’ll be happy to whitelist you 😉

Modular SMP

Modded, Modular, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Would you like to come and steer the ship? -Modular SMP is an experiment where you, the player can manipulate what mods get removed or added to the Minecraft server every month! Our server is- -open 24/7 – Gives the ability to create factions and claim chunks (no one can nuke your house) -Complete freedom to play how you want! If you like to build and design incredible mega structures, there’s a space for you. If you enjoy engaging in PVE and PVP, we have the mods for that, and if you like to play with redstone? You can broaden your horizons on this server! The best part is that nothing is set in stone, and you hold the power to drastically change the server and how the game is played! Any mod can be added to the pack, and any mod can be removed. The choice is yours. ———————————————————————————————————————————————— As the modpack gets updated, Modular SMP’s goal is to provide a unique experience no matter what version you play on! participating is the difference of having a fantasy role playing experience to playing a shooter, gunning down pokemon, or playing the game as if it’s Stardew Valley while trying to dodge a parasitic infection. Your options are only limited by Curse Forge’s library of mods! So, what are you waiting for? Come on in and help steer the ship! -Links and Socials Discord: https://discord.gg/pbt2sDYuM7

Curse Forge Page (Server comes pre installed with the pack): https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/modular-smp

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@modular\_smp

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Modular\_SMP/featured

The Hangout SMP

Hangout, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Server Name: The Hangout SMP
Current Version: Java Release 1.20.1
Server Address/IP: 37.187.131.185:25581

Description:

The Hangout is a server that supports diversity and individuality. While our community is currently rather small, we welcome players from all backgrounds! This SMP is a safe space for all members, and we hope to provide a enjoyable experience. Some of our members like to create content on the server, however there is no pressure to do this.

The Hangout has a discord where members can keep up to date on the servers’ events, or new additions to the server. Whether this be new player-built shops, or new community projects looking for members to get involved with. If you want to get involved with this, please look below at our links! When looking to build, just be considerate of others leaving plenty of space for them to expand.

Our discord is a great opportunity to find out about events such as end busting, exploring the nether, mini-game tournaments etc, but also a great place to see the server in action! Frequent announcements, updates and in-game posts will all be on there, so feel free to join us.

Important Links:

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/xsJZUz7UGB

Dynmap: http://37.187.131.185:28071/

Celestia Worldbuilding

celestia, Other, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	8304
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to Celestia!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Celestia and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few weeks ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server

Towny : Used to claim your builds and for diplomacy with other nations

Various guilds: From the brewers guild, to the mapmakers guild, to the builders guild. There will always be a community ran guild that you are able to freely join.

The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.

Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: http://198.27.125.34:8787/?worldname=Celestia2&mapname=flat&zoom=1&x=230&y=64&z=-214

Discord: https://discord.gg/NeuvWtc2Uc

Stormy Lagoon!

lagoon, smp, Stormy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ores Mined:	9921	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

Server Details:

Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com

Bedrock Port: 25566 (No port needed for Java)

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.

🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.

⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.

👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.

🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.

🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!

🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.

💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.

🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.

🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.

⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!

🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

Duckville

Duckville, Modded

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3349
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you a Minecraft veteran with a desire for something new, something to reignite your passion for the game? Are you a newb, who is interested in mods and potentially making new friends? Maybe you’re somewhere in the middle, unsure of where to go?

Come one, come all, to Duckville SMP! Where players can find their power in the mysterious arcana strewn across the land, or in the might of Oil and Steam! In this steampunk-fantasy themed server, we have a dozen or so mods that allow you to choose whether or not you’ll be fighting dragons or constructing massive machines of mass destruction, or both!

We’re an 18+ server centered around the golden rule: Treat others the way you want to be treated. We’re a minority run server, with a passion for building community and of course minecraft. Your voice and opinion has a place here- granted that you have respect for others as well.

We’re looking to build a semi-small, tight-knit community of 20-25 players all with their own passion for minecraft. Our server has a world border, 5000×5000 blocks, meaning you’ll have to get close and comfortable to your friends and foes. Don’t feel like getting in with the fighting? Pacifists are protected and respected here, as well as the war mongers. Rest assured, there is a place for you.

Highlighting mods such as Create, Ars Nouveau, Ice and Fire, Black Powder Weapons, and Biomes O’ Plenty, there is never a dull moment working with mystomechanics! We have added additional mods to build upon vanilla, with better end fortresses, villages, etc.

With a mod team that prioritizes an enjoyable minecraft experience, we have a hard launch date set for this Friday, at 6:00 EST.

The world of magick and mechanics calls to you… Will you answer?

Apply here today: https://forms.gle/gWusYvwzzsF8jT6D7

BlockHeart

BlockHeart, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5468	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

The BlockHeart server is back for its newest, biggest, and best season, and we’re looking for a new intake of members! With the incredible BlockHeart family ready to establish fantastic bases, a community capital city at spawn, a vibrant shopping district and natural economy, games events competitions and community builds, this really will be the server to be on. Inspired by the Zack Scott server in the 2000s, Coffinland, and HermitCraft, we welcome content creators to cover the servers if they want to. We are a close community who are forever looking to expand our friendship group and all play together toward our beautiful cities and projects; as well as all doing our own thing and having a fun place to escape to within Minecraft. We do gaming sessions on the server together; minigames, projects, events, and also play other games and have funny long calls. We have a couple of streamers and YouTubers who cover the server, and are always looking for more content creators to join too. Rules > No verbal abuse, racial, sexual, homophobic and xenophobic harassment etc. wont be tolerated > No griefing or stealing – we’re all very trusting > No unlawful killing – most are okay with banterry killing, but make sure you’re not annoying someone > Have fun, and log off when you stop having fun > No lag machines > Contact one of the group leaders with any problems asap Please reply to this post with the following to apply: Age Discord ID IGN Gender identification Nationality Favourite movie Favourite video game Minecraft build style Project idea for our server Tell me a joke 🙂 Thanks, hope to hear from you soon! IP: eu04.empowerservers.network:7085 -BOTTOM

PotatoCraft

PotatoCraft, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7616
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our new Potato SMP! Where you can experience classic vanilla minecraft. You can build anywhere you like, hangout with other players, fight to the death and many more! Anyone can join no need whitelist! So what are you waiting for! See you there! . Info: Bedrock: 1.20.40+ Java: 1.20.4 Pure Survival Friendly Community TPA Anti-Cheat . Join our Discord for more info: https://discord.gg/nNsjsSvszE . IP: playpotato.lol PORT: 50584