Dry Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SassyCraft

biting sarcasm, deadpan reply, tongue-in-cheek response, smart aleck comment, snide retort

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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BlockCraftExCoworker

Group Chat, ex-coworker, movies, fast food place, friendship

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

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NoSleep4U

NoSleep4U, personal space, unsolicited opinion, social etiquette, rude comment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

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Nerdcrafteria

Nerdcrafteria, Other
Welcome to NERDCRAFTERIA!

Server IP: mc.Nerdcrafteria.com

Minecraft version: 1.17.1

Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfightersfor Nerdfighters!

Players work together to create a fun environment for everyone. Our server has multiple worlds including a monster-free main world featuring an economy plugin and purchasable plots, a monthly-resetting resource world where you can gather things to sell to our Admin shop, as well as survival, skyblock and creative worlds for you to enjoy!

Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers. The server was founded in September 2012. Our focus is on promoting a fun family gaming environment for all, while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck! A registered non-profit with the goal of making the world a better place!

Nerdcrafteria is a family friendly, PG oriented server. Anyone may log in, but you will be asked to accept our Code of Conduct upon joining. By accepting you agree to follow our rules and help us maintain the kind and welcoming atmosphere we’ve all grown accustomed to for almost a decade! Our motto is: DFTBA!
While Nerdcrafteria is owned and paid for entirely by Hank Green, we do have a Donation storeWhere you will find various perks and boons you can donate toward!

100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease World Suck. Make sure to check with your parents if you’re under 18 before making any purchases, and read the Terms and Conditions before sending in any donations!

More Information can be found on our website at Nerdcrafteria.comon our Discord and by watching our server tour video!

We hope to see you on the server!
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New Server IP
karlssonSMP

smp, karlssonSMP
Welcome to karlssonSMP! ✨🚀

What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⏩ Apply here: Discord

⚔️ Enhanced Gameplay: Experience the best of both worlds with vanilla gameplay complemented by carefully selected quality-of-life datapacks. Dive into a seamless gaming experience with features like custom armor statues for personalized aesthetics, mini blocks for intricate builds, anti-grief measures against creepers and endermen and player head drops upon vanquishing opponents, their heads will now serve as trophies.
You can find out more information about the server and its datapacks on our discord!

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy: Enjoy a safe and fair gaming environment with strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Our community upholds integrity and respect for all players, ensuring a fun and enjoyable experience for everyone.

🔒 Server Details: Our Java Edition server runs on PaperMC and is located in Europe, ensuring a smooth gameplay. Currently, we are on version 1.20.4.

⏩ How to Join:

Applying is easy! Simply hop onto our discord server and submit your application. Join a community of like-minded gamers and become part of the karlssonSMP family. We welcome all players, from casual builders to hardcore survivalists.

See you on karlssonSMP! ✨🚀
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Bosscraft

smp, bosscraft

We are an 18+ server that allows both Java and Bedrock players! The server is on 1.20.4 and we are very quick to update to newer version-releases! We keep things as vanilla as possible around here, with some small plugins that adds some nice features! 🎮

Our community is into big and ambitious projects and love to interact in both in-game chat, discord & voice call. The server never resets, so don’t worry about any of your progress getting deleted. We dont do land-claims around here! But dont worry, we got protection plugins to rollback possible theft or griefings! 🔨

We’re all about inclusivity – whether you’re into redstone, an explorer at heart, or love getting creative with builds, you’re welcome here. Same goes with personal beliefs. We are here to play minecraft, No-politic zone! 🌍

At spawn you will find the heart of our server, the Shopping District. We have a diamond-based economy, inspired by the popular Hermitcraft server! At spawn you will also find 3 additional portals:

Resource world portal: Takes you to a resource world where you can gather the resources that you need! There is no border in the resource world, but it will get reseted every x-amount of months

Creative world portal: Takes you to a creative world with plots. There you can design ur builds while still being in contact with the rest of the server!

Event world portal: Takes you to a world where we host events! 🎉

All worlds chats are synced, so you can still talk with each other across worlds! 🌐

I will guarantee you that you will find some cool stuff around the world while roaming around! Alot of old and new lore to learn about:) 🏰

For Java players, we’ve got a modpack you can jump into. It includes voice chat and a few other handy extras. But dw, It’s all optional! 🛠️

Our rules are simple: no discrimination, no messing with other people’s stuff, and definitely no cheating. 🚫

Oh, and one last thing – NEVER TRUST HMITTEN! ❌

Ready to join us? Just fill out the following short application form: 🚀

https://forms.gle/3xasW9PEzKyh3eKJ9

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New Server IP
wing-smp.xenow.eu

Economy, Earth, Survival

IP Java: wing-smp.xenow.eu

In the vast and ever-expanding universe of Wing_smp, players discover not just a server but a dynamic cosmos pulsating with creativity and limitless potential. Our global community is a melting pot of diverse talents and perspectives, fostering a rich tapestry of shared experiences that transcend geographical boundaries. From the sprawling landscapes to the meticulously crafted builds, each element tells a unique story, with players collaboratively contributing to the ongoing narrative.

Our Discord channel is more than just a communication platform; it’s a thriving digital metropolis. Here, players engage in spirited discussions, receive timely updates through important announcements, and find a wealth of assistance to enhance their gameplay. It’s a virtual agora where ideas are exchanged, alliances are forged, and the community spirit flourishes.

The intricately balanced in-game economy is not just a system but a living organism, encouraging players to strategize, trade, and innovate. Seasoned Minecraft veterans find new challenges, while newcomers are welcomed with open arms, guided by the supportive community. Everyone has a role within the diverse player base, contributing to the vibrant ecosystem that shapes the evolving tapestry of our virtual realm.

Our commitment to a positive and inclusive environment is upheld by our dedicated staff members who work tirelessly to ensure fairness and enjoyment for all. Player feedback is not just a suggestion box; it’s a catalyst for continuous improvement, driving enhancements and refinements to the server’s features.

As Wing_smp continues to evolve, our dedication to delivering a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience remains unwavering. Join us, not just as a player but as a co-author of an epic saga shared with fellow enthusiasts across the globe. Explore boundless possibilities, forge enduring friendships, and become an integral cornerstone of our ever-expanding Minecraft family—a community where every player is a protagonist in their own extraordinary tale.

95.217.231.226:25606

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New Server IP
FaeTalesMC

smp, FaeTalesMC

‧͙⁺˚･༓☾ Welcome to FaeTalesMC☽༓･˚⁺‧͙

We are an extremely open community full of all walks of life. Since we just opened up there are weekly updates and different plugins and additions being done to the server. With a very active community there will always be someone to help out. Come start your adventure on our smp today!

FAQ

– CROSSPLAY!

– Version: 1.20.4

– IP: play.faetalesmc.net

– Bedrock Port : 19132

– Website: www.faetalesmc.com

Features

– Slimefun w/ Fluffy Mdchines, DyedBackpacks, SMG, SoulJars, Networks, SlimeHud ( We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!)

– 3-D map with towny addition

– Towny

– Cosmetics

– Jobs

– McMMO

– PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!)

– PyroMining

– Marriage Plugin

– Balanced Economy

– Player Shops

– Pinata Party

– Free Fox pet for Java players 🙂

Big Community and Streamer Friendly

Come play with us with IP – play.faetalesmc.net Bedrock Port : 19132

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New Server IP
LuxorMC

PvP, PvE, Vanilla, Survival, Roleplay

LuxorMC is a server for the community, by the community! Our goal is to create the very best server for you – with the features you want, the service you expect, and an experience you won’t forget.

play.luxormc.net

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PAI Reborn

reborn, Modded, Pai
Reborn is a Fabric 1.20.1 Whitelist Modded Minecraft server where you can build whatever you want. We are a small gaming clan that has been gaming together for over 20 years and we’re looking for more people to come build!

However, we are restricting the server to 21+.

Whether you want to have your own town, help build with someone else, or head to space with Ad Astra, the choice is yours.

Mods include:
If you are new to modding, you are welcome too! We have a custom utility to help sync mods to connect to the server.

Settings changes include:
Interested? Join our Discord to get started.
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