dry heaving Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	400515	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AirportAbandonmentMC Server

Ahead, Airport, AirportAbandonmentMC, baggage check, Communication, customs, Decision making, Departure, Fault, Friend, Gate, LEAVING, Lost, Miscommunication., missed flight, misunderstanding, passport control, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, split path, travel, vacation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.

Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

CraftyKicksMC

Apologize.., Collector, CraftyKicksMC, disrespectful friend, game consoles, game night, History, hobby, make things right, making fun, overreacted, Sensitive, sentimental value, significant value, thick skin, trashed hobby, Understanding, Upset, valuable possessions, vintage video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	4928	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!

Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, memorable pickup lines, Minecraft, PickaxePickupLines, pickup line, pickup line advice, pickup line conversation starters, pickup line examples, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line stories, pickup line success, pickup line tips, romance, smooth pickup lines, smp, witty pickup lines

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

FoodComaCraft

culinary fatigue, culinary repetition, dislike, food aversion, food boredom, food burnout, food excess, food exhaustion, food monotony, food overconsumption, food overindulgence, food regret, food repetition, food saturation, food weariness, FoodComaCraft, overeating, overindulgence, palate fatigue

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magic Items Found:	8872
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

BullBanCraft – No Bullfighting Allowed!

activism, Allowed, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights movement, animal welfare, Ban, bill, BullBanCraft, bullfighting, colombia, Cruelty, cultural practices, Entertainment, ethical issues, legislation, president, PROTESTS, public opinion, south america, tradition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

yOu knOw what else is banned? Boring Minecraft servers! cOme join us in a land where bullfighting is banned and fun is mandatory! We have llamas that can do the Macarena and pigs that can fly (literally, we have a mod for that)! Our community is so lit, we once had a dance party with the Ender Dragon! sO what are you waiting for? jOin us now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

ChemicalCraft: Mirror Universe

alternate dimensions, Alternate Reality, chemical formula, ChemicalCraft, cosmic mysteries, Exploration, infinite possibilities, interdimensional travel, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, MIRROR, Mirrors, Multiverse, parallel universe, Quantum Mechanics, reality bending, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Universe

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

come join our minecraft server where we have cracked the code to view other universes through mirrors!! 😱🌌

imagine building your blocky castle while peering into a parallel dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking infinite diamonds. 🐔💎

so why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be exploring alternate realities and chatting with poultry prodigies? join us now before the mirror universe police shut us down! 🚓🔑

TowerSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Votes:	1189
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimension Hops:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	99

Welcome to TowerSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and creativity meet! Step into a world filled with epic structures, challenging quests, and a tight-knit community of passionate players. Whether you’re an experienced builder or just starting out, TowerSMP has something for everyone.

Our server is specifically designed to elevate your gaming experience. With unique plugins, exciting events, and a dynamic economy, there’s always something new to discover. Team up with friends to construct impressive towers, defend your bases from hostile mobs, and explore mysterious dungeons packed with valuable treasures.

At TowerSMP, it’s not just about the game but also the community. Make new friends, share your creations, and learn from the best builders in our active Discord server. We believe in fair play and a friendly environment, ensuring everyone has a great time.

So what are you waiting for? Join TowerSMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Your new journey starts here.

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FootFetishFaded Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHANGE, Development, Evolving, feet, foot fetish, FootFetishFaded, gross, Improvement, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, robot card, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-acceptance, Server, Shirts, Shoes, SNEAKERS, Social, transformation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

Are you tired of being a social sperg? Are you ready to turn in your robot card and embrace the world of normal shoes and shirts? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the transformation from foot fetishist to fashionista. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing designer shoes and Gucci shirts. So come on, join us and leave your grotty old t-shirts behind. Who knows, you might even start feeling less shit this year!

SchnitzelCraft SMP – Minecraft SMP /deutsch/

abenteuer, ausgabe, Badesee, CHICAS, deutsch, Entspannung, Erinnerungen, FREUNDE, Gruppenausflug, Minecraft, natur, Picknick, Reise, SchnitzelCraft, Schwimmen, smp, sommer, sonne, Sonnenbaden, Spas, Strand, Urlaub, Wassersport

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8395
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the ultimate beach party extravaganza! Picture this: you and your fellow players chilling by the virtual lake, sipping on virtual cocktails, and soaking up the virtual sun. But watch out, because the Chicas are always up to some mischief – you never know when a water balloon fight might break out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary underwater dance party. Dive deep into the lake and boogie down with the sea creatures as the DJ spins the hottest tracks. Just be careful not to get too carried away and drown!

So why wait? Join Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have beach parties and underwater raves?

Sister’s Entitled Inn – Minecraft Server

birthday crasher, entitled, entitled sister, family boundaries, family charity, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family entitlement, family expectations, family relationships, INN, Minecraft, Server, sibling boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling entitlement, sibling expectations, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly entitlement, sisters, spoiled rotten, unwanted kids

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchantments Applied:	285
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from crazy family drama like never before! Join us and leave behind the sister who thinks she’s entitled to your hard-earned money just because you’re a successful doctor now.

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about uninvited siblings showing up and demanding designer purses. And don’t worry about any glass vases being destroyed – unless, of course, you want to destroy them yourself for fun!

With no unwanted kids or parents playing favorites, you can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control!