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DrunkCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol-fueled escapades, alcohol-induced antics, bizarre incidents, crazy antics, drunk behavior, DrunkCraft, drunken antics, drunken foolishness, extreme intoxication, funny drunk stories, hilarious drunk moments, insane party stories, intoxicated individuals, Minecraft, outrageous actions, outrageous drunken behavior, over-the-top behavior, party shenanigans, ridiculous behavior, Server, unforgettable drunk moments, wild behavior, wild party stories

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Have you ever seen a drunk person try to build a rollercoaster in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a Tuesday night! Join us for a wild ride of drunken shenanigans and epic builds. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll witness – from building a house made entirely of cake to trying to ride a pig off a cliff. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So grab a drink (or two) and come join the party!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mines Excavated:	4492	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	9093
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	4191
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9656	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crops Grown:	1592

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mines Excavated:	2746	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	234
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1579	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9398
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
New Chunks Explored:	468891	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.