Drunk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RageQuitRaverGF

RageQuitRaverGF, anger, partner, late night, patience

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

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Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

hangover, first time, Entertainment, Drunk, Chronic fatigue

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw the most epic parties in the virtual world! Our players are all about having a good time and spreading positive vibes. We make sure to keep the party going all night long, with plenty of laughs and good times to be had.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about a boring moment again. Our players are always up for a good time and know how to keep the party going. Plus, we have the perfect amount of virtual alcohol to keep things interesting without going overboard.

And don’t worry about feeling tired – our server is so lively and exciting that you’ll never want to log off. We’ll keep you entertained and laughing all night long, so you’ll forget all about that chronic fatigue. So come join us and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow!

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Talk To Me Minecraft SMP

Drunk, please talk to me drunk, plea for attention, please talk to me yes, please talk to me attention

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a dance party with villagers, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon getting down to some sick beats. Oh, and did we mention that all the animals are wearing party hats? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So grab your sword and get ready to chase down that blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Taco Block. That’s right, a block made entirely out of delicious tacos. Build yourself a taco castle or just chow down on some tasty building materials, the choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Hangover Minecraft SMP

pisses myself, broskis, busted nut, WTF, Drunk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

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Sub to Her Minecraft Server

influencers, slutty, MARRIED, loyalty, subscription

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nerissa, a mystical being who can grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? You got it. The possibilities are endless.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident drunk whores – I mean, married sisters. They may be a little wild, but they sure know how to throw a party. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything.

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Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

under the influence, Drinking, hangover, intoxicated, celebration

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

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Opinion Minecraft SMP Giver

Unconditional, tired, #videogames, opinion, distraction

Are you tired of being judged for your performance in video games? Are you tired of people making excuses for why they lost to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where your skills are truly put to the test. It doesn’t matter if you’re drunk, stressed, tired, or even being attacked by a giant spider – if you’re truly skilled, nothing can stop you from dominating in Minecraft.

We’ve had players win battles while being shaken, slapped on the head, and screamed at. We’ve had players build epic structures while their controller was malfunctioning. If you think you have what it takes to thrive in the most chaotic and ridiculous conditions, then come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

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Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

questionable choices, risky behavior, Casual Sex, late night, Lust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

drunk regrets, Server, drunk habits, drunk issues, too drunk

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

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Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

News, controversy, Drunk, Campaign, late night show

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

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