drunk wife Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ClubCraft911

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	351615
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

SupportMyBlockyLife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	244	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4378	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	9075	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being roasted by your spouse for being a sugar baby in your 20s? Join our Minecraft server where we promise not to bring up your past financial arrangements! Our community is full of supportive players who won’t judge you for your past choices. Plus, we have a special “No Roasting Zone” where you can escape any jokes about your past and just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. So come join us and leave the past behind – literally!

TinyWorld Minecraft Server

amazing coincidences, astonishing encounters, bizarre connections, chance encounters, Coincidence, fate, interconnected world, jaw-dropping coincidences, mind-blowing coincidences, mind-boggling connections, Minecraft, random meetings, remarkable connections, serendipity, Server, small world, strange encounters, surprising connections, TinyWorld, unbelievable coincidences, uncanny encounters, unexpected connections, unusual coincidences

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Animals Bred:	156	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Have you ever found yourself in a Minecraft server where you randomly bump into your long-lost cousin who you haven’t seen in years? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to reconnect with all your estranged relatives while building epic structures and battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground civilization of diamond-loving gnomes who are just waiting for players to discover their hidden treasures. So not only will you be crafting and mining like a pro, but you might also stumble upon a gnome dance party or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking villagers. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

HateCakeLoveCookies

controversial, cravings, dessert, dislike, DIVISIVE, flavor, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCakeLoveCookies, indulgence, love, opinion, Popular, Preference, sugary, SWEET, sweets, Taste, Texture, Treat, unpopular

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	2748
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the most popular dessert in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who hate the same dessert as you! That’s right, no more feeling like the odd one out when you join our community of dessert haters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in yourself if you can keep up with their funky moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy? That’s right, you can literally eat your way through the ground if you get hungry while exploring.

So come join us on our dessert-hating, breakdancing llama-filled, cotton candy island Minecraft server today! Who needs dessert when you have all this craziness to enjoy?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bid, BLOCK, blockparty, Campaign, candidates, Coalition, collaboration, Defeat, Democracy, election, extremism, far right, French politics, Minecraft, opposition, resistance, Server, solidarity, strategy, Unity, Voting, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3411
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	122
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u got these french peeps, they all like “nah fam, we can’t let the far-right win” so they all join forces and bow out of the race together. it’s like a big ol’ party of unity and stuff. and now they’re all like “yo, come join our minecraft server, we got crazy builds and epic battles, plus we’re all about that unity vibe, ya know? so come on in and let’s block that far-right together, one block at a time!” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown

assault, Attack, Bash, Beatdown, Birthday, birthday celebration, brutality, crime, DesertCraft, discrimination, hate crime, hate crime awareness, Homophobia, injustice, intolerance, lesbian couple, LGBTQ, middle eastern men, night out, Party, violence, violence against women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crops Grown:	8418	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	228110

omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me.

TeamAwkwardCraft

Assistance, collaboration, Communication, cooperation, Diversity, efficiency, group work, networking, outside help, problem solving, productivity, Resources, Skills, social dynamics, Support, team dynamics, team size, team structure, TeamAwkwardCraft, teamwork, wider talent pool

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2929
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimension Hops:	13

join dis server cuz we got a talent pool deeper than the ocean and a team so big u can ask for help without feelin awkward. we got wizards who can summon chickens outta thin air and builders who can make u a castle in 5 minutes flat. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave. come join us and be part of the madness!

FatBurnCraft – MiceProteinOff

Adipose tissue, biology, burn calories, cellular biology, DISCOVER, drug development, energy expenditure, Fat cells, FatBurnCraft, health, medical breakthrough, metabolism, Mice, MiceProteinOff, obesity, protein, research, scientific discovery, scientists, UCSF study, weight loss drugs, White fat cells

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	5145
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got scientists who discovered how to make fat cells BURN CALORIES like crazy! like, imagine ur Minecraft character getting super ripped just by playing on dis server, it’s like magic but REAL!

So, like, these scientists figured out how to switch off a protein in fat cells in mice, and now we can do the same in Minecraft! Join dis server and watch ur character go from chunky to hunky in no time! Who needs weight-loss drugs when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Come join us and get ready to SLAY in the game and IRL, cuz ur gonna be so fit and fab, all thanks to our crazy awesome server! Let’s get those fat cells burning, baby! 🔥🔥🔥

Child-freeCraft: Where grown-ups play pretend with McMMO and Terralith 1.21! Apply now for a young-at-heart whitelist!

+18, apply, Bedrock Players, Bluemap, Central US, ChildfreeCraft, Citizens, common sense, Craftbook, Discordsrv, Essentialsx, ETHICAL, Floodgate, Geysermc, Griefprevention, GrownUps, GSit, hard difficulty, InventoryRollbackPlus, luckperms, MCMMO, Papermc, Play, PRETEND, respectful, smp, Survival, Terralith, Whitelist, youngatheart

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	3482
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3983	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Server Name	KidlessCraft
Established	2016
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join as well)
Server IP	smp.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	www.kidlesscraft.com

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Features List

Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate and Geyser, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit and WorldGuard.

Datapacks include: Due to 1.21 update, we are only running Terralith and Nullscape at the moment

Other Information

We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server if you do not wish to play with plugins. This can be joined after you whitelist by using vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have an in-game chat set up in the Discord so you can communicate with your friends even when not online!

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the server, you can join the KidlessCraft Discord server and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the whitelist format.

Are Bedrock players allowed on the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the provided IP address.

What are the core server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.

Can I play on the server without using any plugins?

Yes, there is an all vanilla server available for players who do not wish to use plugins.

MangaCraft Server: We’re in a Pickle!

Anime, artistic integrity, compromised, creative control, cultural exchange, cultural impact, editorial decisions, global market, industry changes, industry trends, international influence, Japan, Japanese comics, Manga, manga industry, MangaCraft, Media influence, Owari, Pickle, Serialized, Server, storytelling, West

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8673	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera in Japan! Join us and witness the chaos as we try to predict how this will affect the manga industry. Will the (((west))) start dictating what gets serialized next? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s owari for boring servers once you join ours! Get ready for insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game!

SwordSisters Minecraft Server

#Readme, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, Girls With Swords Edition, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, SwordSisters, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN General

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5948	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3011
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! We don’t just build blocks, we create epic visual novel stories within the game. Imagine playing Minecraft while also being the protagonist in your very own Japanese visual novel adventure.

Join us if you want to experience romance, drama, and suspense like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in a virtual world filled with waifus and husbandos.

Don’t worry if you’re new to visual novels, we have a team of experts ready to guide you through the intricate plot twists and turns. And if you encounter any technical difficulties, just follow our five-step troubleshooting guide that involves changing your locale and using DeepL to translate error messages (because why not?).

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem of a visual novel story that will leave you questioning reality itself. See you in the game!