drunk wife Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ClubCraft911

alcohol poisoning, ambulance, Choking, club bathroom, ClubCraft911, cold, Concert, drunk wife, EMBARRASSING, emergency department, gig, night out, overreacted, passed out, private healthcare, Safety, spiked drink, Traumatizing, Unconscious, vomit, Worried

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	4706
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2659	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mines Excavated:	2176	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	3428

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Emeralds Found:	2236	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7320	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP

bisexuality, Boy, cute, female, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Homosexuality, LGBT acceptance, LGBT activism, LGBT allies, LGBT discrimination, LGBT inclusion, LGBT pride, LGBT Relationships, LGBT stereotypes, LGBT visibility, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Minecraft, sexual orientation, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3429
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to go gay for a cute boy (female)! That’s right, forget about diamonds and redstone, the real treasure here is finding your Minecraft soulmate.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!

SkinnySis Minecraft Server

anorexia, Apology, body image, concern, Confrontation, control, family, forgiveness, health, husband, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, Misogyny, ROMANTICIZING, Server, sister, skinny, SkinnySis, TOXIC, weight, Willpower

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	9557
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like how this sister’s husband controls her diet, our server will control your gaming experience in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a world where your every move is dictated by a mysterious force, just like how this husband dictates his wife’s meals. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Experience the thrill of being yelled at by virtual characters for speaking your mind, just like how this sister confronted her sibling for expressing concern. Who knew virtual confrontation could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like how this sister’s family never expected her sudden transformation, you’ll never expect what our server has in store for you. Trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t soon forget!