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GochisaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Community, cute, discussion, Fandom, favorite character, FIX, forum, Gochi thread, Gochisa, GochisaCraft, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, new discovery, ONLINE, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Sxarp, Ultimate, woke up

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have a Gochi thread? Look no further, because on our server, not only do we have a Gochi thread, but Sxarp is also officially declared the best girl! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky community where anything can happen – even Gochi becoming the ruler of the Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5973	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9442
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!