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  • DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

    DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6204
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 6327 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

    Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

    Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

    So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5831
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our community is full of crazy and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the mobs wear top hats and monocles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild – there’s no shame in having a good time!

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  • CraftyLingerie Minecraft Server

    CraftyLingerie Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7994
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8560
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to impress your virtual girlfriend on Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of lingerie shops where you can buy the sexiest pixelated outfits for your in-game partner. From side hip lingerie to enchanting corsets, we’ve got it all! Join now and spice up your Minecraft love life like never before. Who knew virtual romance could be so steamy?

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  • CraftyCollegeScam

    CraftyCollegeScam
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 9423
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Items Found: 8331

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting scammed by college tuition fees? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate education experience! Join us and learn how to build, mine, and craft your way to success without breaking the bank. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground society of highly intelligent creepers who are just looking for some new players to join their ranks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to student loans forever!

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  • PeePhoneCraft

    PeePhoneCraft
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 907
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 6897
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

    IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

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  • MilkyWayVirusZap

    MilkyWayVirusZap
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7904
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more infectious H5N1 influenza viruses than you can shake a stick at! but don’t worry, we’ve got heat treatment to make sure they don’t spread like wildfire.

    our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.

    so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.

    join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • pure vanilla hard mode

    pure vanilla hard mode
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7775
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Don’t be mean. Greifing and pvp is enabled but not advised. Play together and enjoy the game together with others. World will be possible to download in future should you wish to continue your journey alone offline :)Keep the spawn clean and welcoming to new players and don’t greif around spawn where people start buildings and communities, thanks :)Be kind. Don’t ruin others work. Disable all cheats or mods that give advantage to you for FAIR play :)Sleeping on bed will set your spawnpoint on death. If your bed is missing you will respawn back at server spawn point.Some players might be underaged and therefore keep a clean and nice tone in chat otherwise you will be muted/blacklisted on the server.

    Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising

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  • Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!

    Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3918
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

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    ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

    ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

    ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

    As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

    Features

    Different medieval faction types kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
    Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
    Lore written through player roleplay
    Proximity-based voice chat
    RPG mob leveling system based on experience
    Tradable currency and chest shops
    Cannons
    Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
    Real tactical planning and defense building

    More Information

    To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

    How to Join

    To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

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  • PolandCraft Minecraft Server

    PolandCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5980
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 2494
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9386 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wonders of Poland like never before. We have a special guest appearance from the one and only Polish rapper Fagata, who will be performing live concerts in-game every hour on the hour.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish potato farm, where you can harvest potatoes while dodging crazed chickens and zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Pierogi Mountain, rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and delicious dumplings.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wild and wacky world of Poland. Who knows, you might even run into Fagata himself, spitting fire bars and dropping sick beats in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • BritGirlCraft Minecraft Server

    BritGirlCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6694
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps and never finding your true love? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can meet the love of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cute British girl joins your game. Sparks fly as you build a virtual castle together and ride off into the sunset on virtual horses.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, Americans may have a hard time moving to the UK, but fear not, because Pakis can get in for the low, low price of £37k. That’s right, for the cost of a luxury car, you can teleport yourself into a world of adventure, friendship, and maybe even romance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the virtual love story of a lifetime begin!

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  • FILgotBLOCKED!

    FILgotBLOCKED!
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3259
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4807 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Potions Brewed: 45
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Alien Abductions: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the brilliance of all players, no matter their background or abilities! Just like my sister Claire, who is a physics and engineering prodigy with a passion for AI. If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to chat with her about the latest advancements in technology and maybe even learn a thing or two!

    But beware, if you dare to insult anyone’s intelligence on our server, you’ll face the wrath of our overprotective family members. Just like my father-in-law, who learned the hard way that you don’t mess with our smart cookies. He may think he’s the smartest person in the room, but we all know Claire takes the cake!

    So come join our server and experience the joy of learning and growing together, while also witnessing some epic family drama unfold. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft?

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