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RudeGirlNoSleep – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8871	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your drunk friend crashing on your couch at midnight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing when your virtual couch will be taken over by a random player in need of a place to crash.

Just like the guy in this story, you’ll have to navigate the tricky waters of friendship and boundaries as you decide whether to let your virtual friend stay or kick them to the curb. Will you be the hero who opens your virtual doors to all, or the grumpy griefer who just wants to be left alone? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	101	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Votes:	3469	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ores Mined:	6638
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mines Excavated:	2331
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, confusion, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, lost job, lottery ticket, mental health, neet habits, porn, secrecy, Steves, sudden wealth, suicidal thoughts, unemployed, unemployment, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6577	Potions Brewed:	102
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

#pikachu, anger management, animated characters, calling the police, Communication, Confrontation, edited, edited Pikachu, Etiquette, fictional creatures, Frustration, illegal, law enforcement, mad, meets, Minecraft, online interaction, PixelPikaCraft, Police, Responding, response, social media, stat block

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!