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Pixel Quest 1.20.5
Yo, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t happening on this Minecraft server! We post real mugshots of players who commit crimes like strangulation and drunk driving! Join now to see the wildest criminals in the blocky world! It’s like a virtual police lineup, but with creepers and zombies instead of cops! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today! -
TipsyCraft
drunk driving, trust in relationships, confronting loved ones, communication in marriage, trust issuesLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
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ForeheadPokeCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of building epic castles and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.Looking for a place to escape toxic relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Say goodbye to abusive fiancรฉs and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use next.
Join us and build a virtual world where you can twerk on your own terms without fear of being called a slut. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for shaving your legs or dressing sexy. Plus, we have plenty of lawyers on standby in case things get out of hand (just kidding… maybe).
So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a realm of endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs toxic relationships when you have virtual friends who will always have your back? See you in the game, and remember, the only drama allowed here is the kind you create with your building skills!
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AirportGF Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable decisions just like this guy who got dumped for being too drunk to pick up his girlfriend from the airport.Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where your virtual girlfriend breaks up with you for not being able to drive her home because you were too busy drinking with your friends.
So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculousness. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos you could ever want in our Minecraft server?
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Mugshot Mania 1.20.6
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server! -
Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!
So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!
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Minecraft DUI Test Zone
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro! -
Minecraft SMP: Three DUIs and a Creeper
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!
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MineCraftyDebates2024
๐๐๐ฎ Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! ๐ฎ๐๐Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join us! ๐
๐ซ Rule #1: Don’t even think about mentioning violence! We take this rule VERY seriously. No more “gentle shoving” leading to “broad sword cutting” comments. We like to keep things peaceful and fun here. ๐ธ
๐ Food tampering, aggressive animals, property damage, drunk driving, and even corporal punishment – all count as violence here! Mess with someone’s food and you might just face a life-threatening situation. And don’t even get us started on drunk driving – Google it if you need examples! ๐
๐ซ What happens if you break the rules? Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence. Posts or comments hinting at violence will be removed faster than you can say “Minecraft.” And trying to sneak past our filters will earn you a ban quicker than you can say “creeper.” ๐ฅ
๐ฆ ๐ Oh, and did we mention our new rule #15? It’s not really a rule, but it’s in the FAQs. Because sometimes the devil’s in the details and the details are in the FAQ. Just trust us on this one. ๐
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with peace, fun, and maybe a little bit of chaos (but only the good kind)! See you in the game, adventurer! ๐๐ฎ๐