Drunk Driver MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, disagreement, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

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EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

open bottle of liquor, night of drugs, Recruitment, tinted windows, drunk driver

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

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WeddingWoesCraft

relationship, decision, hotel room, regret, plane ticket

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the story of this throwaway account.

Join us and experience the thrill of forbidden love, family drama, and heartbreak. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the craziness firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the funeral of a stranger, where you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle. Will you choose your fiancée or your ex-girlfriend? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who needs a wedding when you can have a funeral instead? It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss. Join now and let the drama begin!

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SILlyJokesNoMore – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, parenting, gender, name..

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s sense of humor? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all names, whether they’re traditionally male or female. We even have a special Skye section just for you!

Our server is so inclusive, even your sister-in-law will be impressed. She might even stop teasing you about your name and start building pink dresses for all the Skyes on the server. Who knows, maybe she’ll even name her own daughter after you!

So come join us and show everyone that you’re secure in your masculinity, just like our server is secure in its awesomeness. Don’t be sensitive like your sister-in-law, be a Minecraft master on our server!

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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

passive income, affiliate marketing, freelance, CraftyCash, Minecraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a measly profit? Look no further, because our server offers the most outrageous ways to make extra income!

Join our server and participate in our exclusive “Pig Racing Championship” where you can bet on which pig will win the race and earn big bucks! Or try your luck at our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the prize is a chest full of rare items (if you survive, that is).

But that’s not all! We also have a “Zombie Pigman Taxi Service” where you can hitch a ride on the back of a zombie pigman and charge other players for a speedy transport across the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet virtual cash in the most ridiculous ways possible!

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CraftyDateQuest

Communication, relationships, compatibility, long term potential, fun questions

Are you tired of boring first date conversations like “What’s your favorite color?” or “Do you like long walks on the beach?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life!

Imagine this: you and your date are exploring a virtual world together, mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. You ask them questions like “If you were a Minecraft mob, which one would you be?” or “What’s your favorite block to build with?” Trust us, nothing brings people closer together than bonding over a mutual love for pixelated pigs and redstone contraptions.

And if things start to get awkward, just challenge your date to a PvP battle in the Nether. Nothing says romance like setting your significant other on fire with a bucket of lava, am I right?

So why waste time with boring first date questions when you could be crafting memories on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the love (and TNT explosions) begin!

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CaliphateCraft: No griefing, only building!

extremism, Syrian civil war, building, Insurgency, Griefing

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than the Islamic State in Syria! we’ve got over 4,100 ways to have a blast, literally! our caliphate may have collapsed, but our server is still going strong! build your own empire and watch it crumble like the real caliphate did! join now for a killer time!

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LoisCraftInsured

LoisCraftInsured, high premiums, coverage, deductibles, SuperHero

so, like, u know how lois lane is always getting into trouble with superman and stuff? well, imagine if she had a minecraft server to escape all that craziness! like, she could build a fortress to protect herself from all the villains and stuff. and, like, she could have a pet creeper to blow up anyone who tries to mess with her. plus, she could team up with other players and go on epic quests to save the world from evil. it would be, like, the ultimate escape for lois lane. so, like, if u wanna join her on this crazy adventure, come join our server and let’s have some fun!

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Borrelionation: The Antibiotic Resistance Saga

neuroborreliosis, Borrelionation, nationwide cohort study, unnecessary harm, antibiotic

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more chaos than a herd of creepers!

Join us and become part of our wacky community where we do things that make no sense but are hella fun! Like, did you know that we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? Yeah, it’s true!

And get this, on our server, we have a mini-game where you have to ride a pig through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry chickens! It’s wild, man!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! And inside, there’s a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs scientific basis when you can have this much fun? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together!

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JoJoLand httpst.meJojolandpe Minecraft server

multiplayer, Gaming, Adventure, ONLINE, jojo

Best Anarchy Server

jojoland.ru:19132

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