Drunk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

JacketGate Minecraft Server

forgetfulness, puffer jacket, Boundaries, Confrontation, Minecraft

🌟🌈🚀 Join our EPIC Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! 🚀🌈🌟

🔥🔥🔥 Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you ROFLing for days! 🔥🔥🔥

🤪🤪🤪 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere! And guess what? They’re wearing leather jackets! 🦙🕺🏼🧥

🚨🚨🚨 But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even your roommate will want to join in on the fun! Who needs a red leather jacket when you can rock a black leather one while battling creepers and zombies? 💥🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

🤯🤯🤯 And get this, our server is so wild that even if your roommate pees herself drunk while playing, it’s all part of the adventure! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? 🤣🤣🤣

🌟🌟🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🌟🌟🌟

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DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?

intoxicated, Drunk, alcohol-induced, crazy, mistake

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like one time, I was building a house and accidentally made it out of TNT instead of wood, and BOOM, my whole base exploded! But it was so funny, I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and spilled my Mountain Dew all over my keyboard. And then there was this other time when I tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a Pegasus, but instead we both just plummeted to our deaths. It was epic! So if you want to have the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious time ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do something really dumb like try to tame a creeper or something, then you might regret it a little bit. But still, it’s totally worth it for all the laughs and good times. So come join us and let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget because we’re all a little too addicted to Minecraft, lolololololol!

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Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.3

accident, consequences, hotel policy, Drunk, forgiveness

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about pissing the bed in a hotel again!

Why? Because on our server, you can build your own virtual hotel and pee wherever you want without any consequences!

Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll fit right in with your drunken antics. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything goes, even bed-wetting!

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PartyPoPo911

messy divorce, PartyPoPo911, elderly couples, Valentine’s Day, feeling depressed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of noisy neighbors and party poopers! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can party all night long without any complaints from Karen next door.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, without any judgment from bitter single parents or drunk newlyweds. You can create your own valentine’s day party and invite all your friends, without worrying about the cops showing up.

So come on over and join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server. Let’s make some fun memories and leave all the drama behind! After all, who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who never complain about your loud music?

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BeerMatsBanditBanned

rules, Drinking, BeerMatsBanditBanned, law, co worker

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

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Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., erection, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

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Stereotype Showdown Minecraft Server

Silence, Drunk, Pakistanis, Give back, showdown

Are you tired of dealing with condescending players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild and hilarious time that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

We have a diverse group of players from all over the world, including India and beyond. And let me tell you, the drama is real! One time, a player started making stereotypical jokes about Indians, but our hero from India wasn’t having it. They clapped back with a savage comeback that left everyone speechless. It was like a Minecraft version of a Bollywood movie!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up to stereotypes and dish out some epic burns, this is the place for you. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a meme-worthy moment that will go down in Minecraft history. See you in the game!

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VibeCheckMC Server

toxic plants, Investment Banking, Drunk, disposable cameras, foster kittens

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

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CraftyClapback

dive bar, Bar fight, Drunk, tá, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

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BlockPartyDrama

OFFENDED, over-reacting, dirty look, Dance, Drunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

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