Drunk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2590
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	6351	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Votes:	7829

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

alcohol, Chaos, Chronic fatigue, Crafty, Drunk, Entertainment, feeling, first time, fun people, guests, hangover, House, laughs, Minecraft, minimal cleanup, morning, Organizing, Overcoming, Party, respectful, Server, Sleep, stupid shit, success

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7107	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw the most epic parties in the virtual world! Our players are all about having a good time and spreading positive vibes. We make sure to keep the party going all night long, with plenty of laughs and good times to be had.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about a boring moment again. Our players are always up for a good time and know how to keep the party going. Plus, we have the perfect amount of virtual alcohol to keep things interesting without going overboard.

And don’t worry about feeling tired – our server is so lively and exciting that you’ll never want to log off. We’ll keep you entertained and laughing all night long, so you’ll forget all about that chronic fatigue. So come join us and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow!

Talk To Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Villages Defended:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2488
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a dance party with villagers, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon getting down to some sick beats. Oh, and did we mention that all the animals are wearing party hats? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So grab your sword and get ready to chase down that blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Taco Block. That’s right, a block made entirely out of delicious tacos. Build yourself a taco castle or just chow down on some tasty building materials, the choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Sub to Her Minecraft Server

Behavior, CONTENT, Disappointment, Drama, Drunk, Entertainment, family, gossip, influencers, loyalty, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nerissa, relationships, scandal, Server, sisters, slutty, social media, subscription, Updates, Whores

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nerissa, a mystical being who can grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? You got it. The possibilities are endless.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident drunk whores – I mean, married sisters. They may be a little wild, but they sure know how to throw a party. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything.

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

alcohol, bar hopping, Beer, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, feeling good, hangover, Having Fun, inebriated, intoxicated, late night, letting loose, Minecraft, partying, player, smp, tipsy, under the influence, wild night, wine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Votes:	9268
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

blocky, brawlers, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, Epic, esports, Gaming, Gosugamers, guides, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, meets, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Pro tracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Waifu edition, Wiki

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

addiction, blocks, breaking bad habits, CREEPERS, determination, habits, health, inspiration, lifestyle change, lung health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Puff, quitting smoking, Resist, self improvement, Server, Smokin, smoking cessation, success story, tobacco, wellness, Willpower

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

aromatic, countryside, cow shit, distinctive, earthy, Farm, feet, foot odor, Foul, Funky, gross, Indian, indian feet, Meet, Minecraft, odorous, pungent, Rural, smell, STINKY, StinkyFeetCraft, streets, strong scent, unique scent, Unpleasant, Walking

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	715	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, blocktopia, Bri At Cookiebox, CREEPERS, Estella Starfall, fear, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Lida Oriana, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Ruru karaoke, Salmon Lordette, Scarlett Flameheart, Song playlist, Tread, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our Gen 1 Nova Aokami, who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands. But wait, there’s more! Gen 2.5 brings you Salmon Lordette, the ruler of the underwater kingdom with a fishy twist. And don’t forget about Gen 3, featuring Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

SoulCovCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Band, bass, Concert, CREEPERS, crowd interaction, drums, Energetic, fear, guitar, japanese, Live, metal, Music, Performance, Powerful, Rock, SOUL COVENANT, SoulCovCraft, Soulful, stage presence, Tread, Video, vocals, ソウル・コヴェナント

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	8362
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers aren’t as evil as Hamas

anti-semitism, arent, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, CREEPERS, Evil, extremism, gaza, global security, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Political unrest, pure evil, Radicalism, religious extremism, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ores Mined:	9880
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and help us defeat the evil forces of Hamas who have taken over the virtual world of Minecraft.

But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!

CraftyMature: Where even the creepers have more maturity than ‘femanon’

adult board, adult board u, CraftyMature, CREEPERS, femanon, femanon gtfo, gtfo, long trail, Maturity, SEVENTEEN, u look seventeen

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9209	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of being told to GTFO because you look too young? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all ages, even if you look seventeen but are actually a 90-year-old granny! Join us for some wild adventures and build your dream world where age is just a number and fun is endless. Plus, we have a secret underground club where only the oldest players are allowed – so get ready to party like it’s 1899!

MineCrafty Saiyans: Dragon Ball Super Edition

action, Adventure, Anime, anyone else, Ball, don’t care, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Edition, Epic battles, fan favorite, Frieza, goku, Manga, minecrafty, peak, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Super, Transformations, universe survival arc, Vegeta

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are afraid of us and the diamonds beg to be mined by our players! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is so epic, we once held a virtual bake-off competition where the winner got a real-life golden apple delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wolves.

So why join our server? Because here, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a herd of exploding sheep. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!

Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	60	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the players are as tall as giants and as strong as Hulk? Look no further than our server, where our 6’7 Aussie gigachad players roam the land, crushing blocks with their bare hands and building epic structures with their massive muscles.

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary battles between gigachads, where they use their superhuman strength to duel it out in epic PvP matches. Will you be able to stand toe to toe with these towering titans?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Beware of their sneaky tricks as you navigate through the world and try to survive their deadly pranks.

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the gigachads reign supreme and the ninja chickens keep you on your toes. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!