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FateCraft: BlueScreened

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	62
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

Onfire Network

Economy, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat adrenaline gaming community strategy skirmishes warriors gamer pulse dynamics rejuvenates thrill balance consequences resilience recovery encounter seasoned tables, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	223
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

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Echo Acres

active community, Crates, Drop Parties, EvenMoreFish, java + bedrock cross-play, Marriage, mob/player heads, Plugins, PvP, Random teleport, rank giveaway, Server Shop, Survival, Survival World, TEAM, team chest, team commands, team dominance, Team Pvp, world border

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Echo Acres is a team survival server that takes different features and aspects of the game to a whole other level. We offer over 20+ plugins that range in many different aspects with Marriage, EvenMoreFish, Mob/Player heads, and Crates. Echo Acres offers a server shop, and at Echo Acres we offer drop parties and will be giving the team leader of the top team a free rank after the first 3 weeks of the server online to the public. Echo Acres has a team plugin that allows team chest claiming and multiple team commands with setting a home for your team all the way to fighting other teams across the server for dominance. We also have a world border and random teleport. Echo Acres even has its on survival world that is not connected to any major build to make players game experience a lot better. Over here at Echo Acres we are all about making the player base have a great time. Come join and have a awesome time.

Echo Acres is java/bedrock cross play if you have any friends that has a bedrock account the Ip for it will be (51.81.5.253:25565).

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DawnCraft Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Cuchulainn, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane events, and hilarious meetups that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Patch Notes: We’ve added new features that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. From crazy mobs to wacky items, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

In-game Events: Get ready for the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win amazing prizes just for watching our stream. And don’t miss out on our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown at Tuliyollal Instance 1.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Soulful Horniness Minecraft Server

always, coming out, comma separated, control, cooming, Generate, Horniness, in my soul, list, long tail, Minecraft, out of control, Server, Soul, Soulful, tags

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you have a horniness in your soul that’s always cooming out of control? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and naughty adventures. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect place to let loose and explore your wildest fantasies. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous strip mining competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your horniness run wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

boomer, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with change, CraftyCraze, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Generational conflict, intergenerational tension, Minecraft, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter issues, stepfamily challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepmother, wedding drama, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	56
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Boomer bitches are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and ketchup-related incidents.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server where you might just walk into an unknown minefield of craziness.

Witness epic blowups and apologies, just like a soap opera but in blocky form. Who knew asking for ketchup could lead to such chaos?

Join us and meet our unique cast of characters, from the Boomer bitch to the stepdaughter with a lot of pent-up anger. Will there be more outbursts? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – pass the ketchup and enjoy the ride!

DisneyCraft27F – No Regrets!

Adult, baby shower, birthday gift, Boyfriend, cancelled trip, deep knowledge, disney parks, disney world, DisneyCraft27F, family, Florida, Friends, Girls trip, holding out, middle school, Plans, Pregnancy, regrets, reschedule, Surprise, ToT loungefly, universal studios

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	113
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of waiting for your friends to plan a trip to Disney World? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Disney experience! Join now and experience the thrill of riding virtual roller coasters, exploring magical castles, and even meeting your favorite Disney characters (in pixel form, of course).

Why wait for your friends to finally make a decision when you can embark on this epic adventure with us? Our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re actually walking down Main Street USA. Plus, our virtual Universal Studios expansion is coming soon, so you can enjoy even more theme park fun!

Don’t be like M, who goes to Disney World three times a year and still can’t make it work with her friends. Be like K, who’s never been and is ready to jump into the virtual magic. And hey, if your boyfriend surprises you with a virtual trip, we won’t judge – we’ll just make sure you have the time of your life!

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for the Disney experience of a lifetime. Who needs real-life friends when you have pixelated pals to explore the happiest place on Earth with? Let the adventure begin! 🏰✨

CraftyBanterMC

Boundaries, controversial, CraftyBanterMC, dark humor, Ethics, humor, inappropriate, morality, no joking, off color, off limits, offensive, politically incorrect, Respect, Sacred, Sensitive, serious, taboo, touchy, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

WarReadyUK

Armed Forces, Army, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Minister, defense operations, defense planning, defense policy, defense readiness, defense strategy, Military, national security, preparedness, readiness, three years, uk, UK Army, War, WarReadyUK

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	2893	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. the army head dude is like, “we gotta be ready for war in three years, so join this server and train like a pro.” but don’t worry, it’s all in minecraft, so no actual war, just epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, the army head dude is gonna be there to guide you and give you tips on how to survive and conquer. so, like, join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt!